Fuckton

More than a shitton

That was a fuckton of salt

Fuckton by Dubiks February 10, 2019

Fuckton

A futon that you fuck on a ton.

Hey babe, wanna come over and try out some new positions on my Fuckton?

Fuckton by FreencheeFrench May 24, 2009

FuckTon

A FuckTon, exactly 9001 regular tons.

Guy one: Your car is huge, it must weigh a fuckton!
Guy Two: Nah, it's about 1/2 fuckton.

FuckTon by Markk116 July 5, 2012

Fuckton

The equivalent of ten shitloads

Shaniqua: Yo ma titties weigh a fuckton!

Tyrone: Damn!

Fuckton by Chunt April 3, 2012

Fuckton

The weight equivalent to the amount of semen produced during a ton of fucking.

"I came a fuckton last night."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."

Fuckton by Fuckton June 17, 2013

fuckton

Precisely, 8100 USC pounds.

More generally, any weight in excess of a shit-ton but less than 8 standard (USC) tons.

A metric fuck-ton is any weight in excess of 8,000 kilograms but less than 16,000 kilograms.

(Eyeing a huge mound of truck tires) "That, my girl, is a fuckton of used rubbers."

fuckton by MrFarnsworth October 21, 2016

Fuckton

A ton of fuck

Thats a fuckton of dildos

Fuckton by T H E T H I C C B I C September 6, 2017