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Fuckton

The weight equivalent to the amount of semen produced during a ton of fucking.

"I came a fuckton last night."
"How much is a fuckton?"
"The amount of cum you produce during a ton of fucking."
"But how much is a ton of fucking?"
"A fuckton."
"That doesn't make any sense."
"You don't make any sense."

by Fuckton June 17, 2013