funitzo

the most dopatronic, schitzo elf you'll ever meet. has very bad foot funk he sells on the street, puts the kids in a trance.

You pulled a funitzo, those kids are shakin' it!

by natabelle July 1, 2005

funito

Refers to the term fun. Experiencing more fun either in Texas with people with hispanic decent or having more fun. Using "ito" refers to something smaller in the Spanish language. Used here means the opposite, more fun. Slang term. Also, to enphasize the word use spanish words like muy, mucho, etc.

You should have come to the bar last night, it was muy funito!

by Blair Pentecost September 7, 2006

Fukitden

1.) A term used once your realized that giving your all and doing your best is not enough for those around you.

2.) Commonly used when you realize that you care more about someone else's problems or needs more than they do.

Example 1

Tanya: "So sorry I'm late, traffic was ridiculous!"
Duwayne: "Blah, blah, blah, nag, nag, nag. I'm still pissed!!!"
Tanya: "Fukitden! Be mad then, muthafugga!"

Example 2

Person 1: "I know you've been stapped for cash lately. Acme Industries is hiring on the spot on Tuesday. You'd def get the job if you went"

Person 2: "Oh, I would, but it's gonna be so hot and I'd probably have to get up all early to get there on time and my dog just died two years ago... you know I still haven't gotten over the stress of that..."

Person 1: Well FUKITDEN! be a broke ass! And NO you can NOT borrow $5 'til the first, you broke bitch!

by Enigma Jones August 4, 2010

fukitup

Throwing all caution and expectations to the wind and going at something with wild abandon to the end no matter what happens.

You ready to do this? Let’s fukitup!

by Dmuze December 3, 2018

country fugitive

A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.

Adam: Where are you from?

Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.

by CleffedUp March 14, 2010

Hempus Fugit

That pot-induced feeling of time loss (which is really just short-term memory loss).

I can't believe that no one thought of this before. Probably they did, but, you know, hempus fugit.

by Linus Oxenfarter February 15, 2018

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus

Latin for "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries". (A quote from Monty Python's Holy Grail.)

Mater tua criceta fuit, -et pater tuo redoluit bacarum Sambucus!

by Arthur- King of the Britons August 3, 2011