Over weight, ugly, often middle aged woman, who work in office jobs that are very rude, and never want to get out of the chair they are sitting in to help you. Most common place of employment is Government jobs, like tag department, etc.
I went to the courthouse to tag my tahoe, and that lazy "chair farter" was rude, she did not want to get up and help me. She just wanted to set and fart in her chair all day.
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by Big Nu March 11, 2012
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A girl of college age that, while she herself does not belong to the Greek system (i.e., a sorority), spends a large percentage of her time with local fraternity boys. The girl usually only hangs out with one specific fraternity and over time becomes quite knowlegeable about the house and will defend the boys who live there as well as the lifestyle they may or may not live.
This behavior is usually, but not always, because the girl dates her way through the fraternity. She will usually start with a boy she meets outside the house, then circle through his friends one by one. The relationships are almost always never serious, and the girl over time becomes the charge of the boys - they will tend to look out for and defend her.
Not to be confused with a similar type of girl who actually has been inducted into the Greek system. See sorostitute.
This behavior is usually, but not always, because the girl dates her way through the fraternity. She will usually start with a boy she meets outside the house, then circle through his friends one by one. The relationships are almost always never serious, and the girl over time becomes the charge of the boys - they will tend to look out for and defend her.
Not to be confused with a similar type of girl who actually has been inducted into the Greek system. See sorostitute.
"Man, Autumn has been spending so much time at the Sigma house! And she gets really irritated when we joke about 'stupid frat boys' now."
"Yeah, but those boys will defend her right back, ya'know."
"Oh, I know. Still, she's turned into quite the fraterniwhore."
"Yeah, but those boys will defend her right back, ya'know."
"Oh, I know. Still, she's turned into quite the fraterniwhore."
by marie13 February 14, 2005
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A year after pledging the same fraternity, Harry and Gabe reached a state of fraternal matrimony and became the envy of their fellow brothers.
Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.
Fraternal matrimony is legal in California.
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"Eww no lets go to House of Fraser"
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"John Lewis?"
"Eww no lets go to House of Fraser"
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