shit for brains

1. Stupid. Careless.

2. A person evincing these characteristics.

1. "What a shit for brains thing to do."

2. "That shit for brains Bob left the oven on when he left for Jamaica."

by Famous Mortimer January 24, 2003

I'm Too Old For This Shit

When you feel that doing the same shit over and over for years is too much to deal with anymore.

Example 1:

Mom: Junior wet the bed again.
Dad: He's ten years old. Fuck, i'm too old for this shit.

Example 2:

Friend 1: What's 1+1=?
Friend 2: I'm too old for this shit.

by Bhursty1180 January 20, 2015

I'll tell you that shit for free

when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.

tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!

by muthar November 9, 2004

shit for brains

It means that someone is extremely stupid that they don't have a functional brain, instead they have shit (meaning nothing) where their brain is supposed to be.

Person # 1: Where the hell is Ray?
Person # 2: I don't know, I don't think he's coming tonight.
Person # 1: He's such a fucking idiot, he's ruining it for me too, I swear he has shit for brains!"

by LILR1 August 19, 2008

Shit for food

When your friend has food on their plate, but you cant tell the difference between shit and food.

Your friend has food on their plate.

It looks like real shit, so you ask them what it is.

They say its food.

You reply: "You have mistaken shit for food."

by cscherme March 6, 2009

have shit for brains

to be extremely stupid(see also shit for brains)

Oh my gosh, did you really believe that Burger King had come out with a new diet called the Angus diet, you have shit for brains.

by Light Joker October 24, 2004

shit for brains

A serious medical condition where fecal matter has replaced brain matter. Dangerous, but with low mortality rate.

Symptoms: Verbal diarrhea, poor decision making skills and acne.

Cure: There is no known cure, recommend quarantine from general populace.

Exhibit A: George W Bush - Ran up a big bill, couldn't find a WMD or Osama in 2 terms.
Exhibit B: Everyone who voted for him.
Exhibit C: Most politicians.

Usage: Your alcoholic dad has shit for brains, you are a credit to the family.

by Bushwhacked June 28, 2011