fonejack

to seize control of a telephone conversation by farce
esp. to divert it from reason and logic

operator: hello
fonejacker: hi can i have the number for hoomve(hmv) please.
operator: im sorry what?
fonejacker: hoomve.
operator: sorry could you spell that?
fonejacker: yes H M V.
operator: hmv
fonejacker: yes hoomve
operator: no its not prnounced hoomve its hmv
and so on and so forth till the operator hangs up

by curt michales August 26, 2007

Fonectodidle

Another name for vegans who treat their views as the only "correct" thing to believe in!

Eugine: "You're wrong because you're not vegan"

Oscar: "God sake Eugine, stop being such a Fonectodidle"

by HYPERREALITYSOUL42069 December 3, 2018

Fonejacker

1. Fonejacker is a 2007 comedy series for E4. The show revolves around prank calls carried out by Kayvan Novak, under a guise of one of several ridiculous characters, such as Mr. Doovdé, a man who pronounces abbreviations; Terry Tibbs, a used car salesman who conducts dodgy business over the phone; or George Agdgdgwngo, an African-based scamster. All calls featured in the show are real. The show began as a pilot for Channel 4 on their 'Comedy Lab' series.

2. Fonejacker (or The Fonejacker) is also the name of the prank caller, who is seen wearing a red bobble hat-come-balaclava, sunglasses, and large green coat. He is often pictured using a large early-model mobile phone, or atop a building (revealed to be Guy's Hospital, in London) using a USA payphone.

Fonejacker (as Terry Tibbs) - Wooden ladders - Talk to me!

Fonejacker (as George Agdgdgwngo) - Basically, we have discovered a pigeon inside the bank vault, sir.

Fonejacker (as Mr. Miggins) - LEICESTER SQUARE!

by artfulbadger September 9, 2007

FOnewm

A newman character in the game Phantasy Star Online. FOnewms are well balanced and excel in numerous techniques. they distinguish themselves with their powerful attack techniques.

"Viridia is the best fonewm in PSO:BB"
"We need a FOnewm for support."

by GodMaster7 January 19, 2009

Fobbette

A female fob. Fob meaning: fresh off boat. Basically from another country, usually referred to indians

Man 1: dude you better hook that girl up
Man 2: nah man, shawty’s a fobbette fr

by F12myguy June 15, 2020

Fonsed

Fonsed (verb). To continually annoy the 102. Panzergrenadier Battaillon's members without technically reaching the required number of warnings, but still being banned for it.

Random Pzgren.: Remember that guy who kept throwing a grenade at command every two weeks?
Random Gfr.: I heard he got Fonsed, he's not here anymore.

by Bulgarian Equestrian December 31, 2020

Fonbuena

The most extreme bad ass last name.

Wow that house really knows how to party.

Yeah man, they're Fonbuena's.

by fonbuena December 2, 2010