floor gang

The ultimate gang, better than the bloods and led by Pewdiepie and enemies of ceiling gang

Bro I'm so glad we're floor gang and not ceiling, that would be HELLA cringe bro

by FLOOR GANG FLOOR GANG O _0 April 22, 2020

floorset

One of the worst things to see on your schedule when you work retail. It involves folding all of the hanging clothing and then hanging all of the folded clothing in an attempt to make the store look new even though it's the same exact shit from the last floorset. Mountain Dew and Starbucks sales typically rise 13% the day of a floorset from retail workers attempting to drown their sorrows and misfortunes in caffeine. Floorsets typically last 2-3 nights and run until 5am each night. Of course this depends on how many people don't show up because they're "sick". Often times one of the workers is typically sacrificed in a ceremony known as a "clopen" so that every other lucky fuck can sleep-in the next morning.

After Ben spent the whole night working floorset he came in the next day to see some ignorant fat fuck messing up all of the stacks of t-shirts he had spent 2 hours folding the night before in order to meet corporate standards. A day later the fat fuck's house burned down. Coincidence? I think not.

by IWORKINRETAILFML September 4, 2014

Floor Duke

The act of a pooping on the floor intentionally or unintentionally.

Mike: Did you see Sean at that party last night?
John: Yeah, after some Taco Bell and vodka he took a massive floor duke in the middle of the hallway.

by ST1NGER11 April 14, 2021

versace on the floor

a Bruno Mars song meaning that her dress is the brand Versace and he wants her dress on the floor

Versace on the floor, take it off for me for me for me for me now girl

by lindseye03 May 27, 2017

Floortentacli

A language developed specifically for the religion of the Floor Tentacles.

It was invented by the Floor Tentacle pope in 2019.

"We speak Floortentacli here"

by We are the Floor Tentacles January 13, 2020

floor boards

Where the pubic hair around the genitals has been fully removed by shaving or waxing. Used as an extension on carpet matches the drapes when there is no carpet by which to assess if the drapes match.

Daniel: Was that chick you bonked a real blond?
Adam: Dunno, I went down on her but she had floor boards, so I can't tell if the carpet matched the drapes.

by Charlie Foxtrott September 9, 2009

floor it

To hit the acceleration pedal (or, in the US, gas pedal) to such extremities that it is parallel to the floor of a car. i.e. Hit maximum speed as quickly as physically possible.

That fucker's getting away, FLOOR IT!

by Will Millinship November 29, 2007