Folautio

The act of a man orally pleasing another mans genitalia

While performing Folautio, the warm love of a man other than Jesus will enter you

by Chris Tianity April 12, 2019

Folga Wooga Imoga Womp

A common saying for when information is outdated, often abbreviated as FWIW.

This info is outdated anyway, Folga Wooga Imoga Womp.

by Hotel scootis January 29, 2023

foolmaker

Any of the many dark amber, thick, traditional British strong ales with an ABV of at least 5, drunk at temperatures just shy of room temperature. (Often jokingly said to contain twigs — an allusion to its rich consistency in comparison to anaemic and gassy lagers). A mighty reaper of brain cells, much favoured by morris dancers.

I reckon Adam and I must have had at least 9 pints of foolmaker last night: we woke up wearing each other's trousers.

by Zoboomafoobar July 15, 2009

Foemance

A romantic (or possibly platonic) relationship between two individuals that is heavily antagonistic- a dynamic laced with far more frequent arguments and verbal altercation than what typically comprises a romantic relationship. Most used in reference when the altercations are over inane matters.

"So what are Alice and Frank arguing about this time?"

"Apparently he ate most of the green M&M's, and I guess those are her favorite..?"

"Sheesh, that's even more petty than yesterday's argument. They're in such a foemance..."

by maestroplease January 21, 2010

jockstrap foliage

excess pubic hair around a man's genital area, poking out of underwear

his jockstrap foliage was way out of control - kept poking me in the eye

by Mooji September 22, 2008

Foliage Pwn

When you reach down and grab a nice hand full of grass or clover (this is where the foliage comes in) and smack someone in the face with it all, while you shout out "FOLIAGE PWN!"

guy: hey go foliage pwn that kid in the high waters.

guy 2: (grabs grass n' such) FOLIAGE PWN!

high waters kid: awww man!

by ipwnwithplants April 27, 2009

FOOMAL

Falling Out Of My Ass Laughing. ROTFLMAO x 10^10. An exquisite way of expressing yourself, in the chat arena, in response to something devastatingly funny.

<12:55> Joel: my girlfriend gave me an ADAM'S APPLE PIE last night
<12:55> Carl: I'm more of a pumpkin pie guy myself.
<12:55> Chief Messy Hair: carl, look it up in the urban dictionary :D
<12:58> Carl: Oh no no no no that ain't right!
<12:59> Linsay: eeewwww
<12:59> Chief Messy Hair: AWESOME...FOOMAL

by Arty Hammer March 6, 2010