FastLyfeClub

FastLyfeClub (FLC) is a company far beyond any other, the founders created numerous other companies and own some of the largest and most prestigious brands around the world. No other company has any chance of catching up to them. Honestly, it may be a better use of everyone's time if people just bowed down now instead of waiting for more proof of superiority.

Try to be more like FastLyfeClub, they're omnipotent

by wherespak April 5, 2019

festle

to nestle and fester.
to slither and invade.
to squirm and burrow.

Kaia likes to festle in the back of kneecaps. She will festle in your eardrum.

by festlelover2000kaia April 13, 2022

Fastlad

Someone who is a sexist, self hating gay

Do you hear that guy over there? Hes such a fastlad

by Skillfulzombie December 21, 2022

WWE Fastlane

A WWE Live PPV Event that takes place every year, It first debuted back in 2015. Roman Reigns has main evented 2/3 of these events god dammit

Person 1: Did you watch WWE Fastlane Last Night?
Person 2: Do you mean RomanLane? Because he main events every god damn time

by ROMANWNISLOL February 26, 2017

Fustle

To fondle/fool around with feline of any type.

Amber fustled with her grandma's cat.

by Ilinca Olariu June 28, 2011

Canadian Fastlane

The narrow patch of dirt between the edge of the highway and the grass in the median. Traveled mostly by drunks and people who got their drivers license from a gumball machine. Thus the reason this area is worn down to the dirt. If you reach the rumble strip with your passenger side tires you are traveling in the Canadian Fastlane.

Dispatch, send me an extra unit to I75 southbound, old Teds driving in the canadian fastlane again

by eville March 7, 2011

FMSL

"Fuck my scientific life" or "F my scientific life." A variation on FML specific to people who are relaying stories about the pains of working with experiments.

So, I spent a week aligning that machine, right? Well, the power went out and ruined my alignment. FMSL

by SciGeek July 10, 2010