Dense yet Flakey

Adjective: The term used to describe an unintelligent individual who atleast seems interesting but cam never follow through with plans.

Person 1: "hey maybe we should hang with John this weekend"

Person 2: " nah he's dense yet flakey"

Person 1: "oh truuu"

by 50ShadesOfPale May 23, 2015

snow globe flakey

A way of describing that a man is flamboyantly gay.

There's no doubt about that guy being gay. He's snow globe flakey!

by flacker August 22, 2006

Fake Flakey McWhingerson

A person who says they're flaking out of an event or other social gathering, and then gets angry at another person for making other plans after the fake flaker said they were not attending.

See also: John Rivera

"John kept saying he wasn't going to Electric Zoo, crying about how money was going to get retrod and that some chick decided not to go, and then got mad when I made other plans...what a Fake Flakey McWhingerson! He's like a woman!"

by Acedelgado July 5, 2012

Flakey Damon

The guy decked out head-to-toe in the most expensive gear possible, who cracks at the first inkling of physical discomfort.

Maybe if that guy packed more tampons and less Kuiu gear, he wouldn’t have pulled a Flakey Damon once it started raining.

by Jon Pirog December 23, 2023

flakey tip

when your semen dries up inside the tip of your penis, causing excruciating pain.

So Ed, Whats wrong?

Well doc, I got a flakey tip you see.

Oh shit. I see why you booked an emergency appointment.

by TigerManGaming February 20, 2019

Flakey

Someone who blows thing out of proportion with no accurate excuse. They just end up making the whole situation worse.

Yo that hoe chloe is so flakey she's still mad that I didn't get her fucking breakfast when her lazy ass couldn't get it herself.

by Hadenharlyn March 10, 2017

Flakey Bum-Wank

A deviation of the Pokey Bum-Wank where a chocolate sweet is used as a replacement for the finger. The sweet treat is inserted into the anus whilst carrying out the five-knuckle-shuffle to heighten the participants' pleasure. This may also be of benefit to those that have to take emergency action to control their blood-sugar levels due to a diabetic emergency - though there is little medical evidence to prove that this will successfully prevent the patient from slipping into a coma mid-wank.

I am feeling particularly horny having left the gym all pumped up and after observing the lycra-clad lovelies that were also working out. However, I have unsuccessfully kept control of my blood-sugars and need to take urgent action. I think I will kill two birds with one stone and have myself a Flakey Bum-Wank.

by normanstanleyfletcher April 5, 2025