flavor flav

The darkest, ugliest human being to ever walk the planet.

"Billy recently took a dump that was the exact replica of Flavor Flav."

by Fatty McFatterson February 11, 2008

flavor flav

borned-(William Jonathan drayton jr) in march 16 1959 a rapper who helped form public enemy in 1987 has been in a number of shows on vh1 such as (flavor of love 1 and 2 and currently on flavor of love 3),(the surreal life),(the farm) (strange love),and his very own (comedy roast)wears unique hairdo's unique headgear large clocks around his neck that symbolizes that we should get the most out of our lives and do what we want to do while we still have time to do it, plays a number of instruments such as the piano,drums and the trumbone

flavor flav is known to say things such as

Yeeeaaahhh bbboooyyy

Flavvvooooorrrr flaaaavvvv

Wwwwwwwaaaaaaaooooooowwww

Do you know what time it is

by big Chad March 18, 2008

go flava flav

1. to engage in the act, look for, or audition a potential sexual or romantic partner for a one night stand or a short term realtionship

2. to pursue a sexual partner for a good romp with no-strings-attached

3. a wham-bam thank-you-maam, a quick fuck

"Where's dd?"
"He went to go flava flav tonight!"

by Michael Oh! July 28, 2006

Flavor Flav

A worthless, extremely skinny, partially mentally ill and majorly physically deformed disgrace to the Negro American Persuasion. Thus, the reason for segregation extremists.

Example 1: http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/m/flavor_fla_230707/flavor_flav_22_wenn1474767.jpg

Example 2: http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/fxckbuddy/RoadKill.png
<i>Note: In Example 2 the fine specimen for a negro man is not the example for a 'Flavor Flav' but what he is holding truly defines a 'Flavor Flav'</i>

by mrgold83 March 3, 2009

flavor flav

to wear large pieces of jewelery, usually clocks and headgear

have you seen sam's costume? he's all flavor flav up in here

by Phalkon October 31, 2004

flava flav

the most annoying rapper on the planet. not to mention ugly.

Someone needs to get rid of flava flav! Literacy rates in the world would rise 45%!

by beachbunny100 May 3, 2008

Flava Flav

A one-time, long ago rapper Pubic Enemy--and current coon act who wears an oversized clock around his neck to remind every one what time it is--never explain the attachment or its symbolism.

His Vh1 TV performance is based on reciting two or three same-sounding sentences about getting 'close' to females who are actually more stupid than he is with names like Krazy, New York and Deelishis whose collective goal is producing more illegitimate mirror image selves--another example of--

cool-hip black folks who want to remind us how guilty we should feel since the end of slavery 150 years ago--so we can support and forgive their still-clinging, semi-illiterate admiration of gansta-lov'in culture.

Not be confused with the RedNeck--that perpetual sub-human group of honky-crackers proud of the red-soil southern roots, grits and confederate flag flying from their four-wheelers and Ford 150 pick-up trucks, complete with shot guns for killing deer, rabbits, coon, and all other unarmed, four legged creatures they slaughter daily before prayer time and Larry the Cable Guy.

Similarities of Rednecks and Flava Flavs include a love for their Mothers--or MotherFuckers when you consider their individual and collective ability teach their children anything of lasting value save more illegitimate children.

"Hey, Flava Flav, its time you paid child support...you fucking moron!"

by sj martin October 27, 2006