flab

an acronym for:
Fucking Lame Ass Bastard

Coined by "Butch"

You're a flab

Get that Flab away from me

by spary winsor April 23, 2005

FLAB

F.(face) L.(legs) A.(ass hair) B.(boobs)

"Excuse me can we change the number on our reservation?"
"Sure whats the name?"
"Ummmmm.... Flab"

by CaseyShae July 24, 2006

FLAB

Acronym/abbreviation for "Farting Like A Baby" The next BLAB.

"What smells?!...FLAB"

by Infinite Monkeys October 26, 2011

flab

Noun: Butter. Commonly dispensed by tearing off one end of the paper and spreading your flab on toast like a prit-stik

Pass the flab please.

by ukspindoctor September 26, 2006

flab-aghasted

What happens when you look down and realize you've grown a muffintop.

I've been on this new cupcake diet, and the other day I put on my favorite low rise jeans only to find that now I have a muffintop! I was flab-aghasted!

by anomelie March 9, 2010

Flab Stab

The Flab Stab is the mistaken thrusting of your penis into the folds of flesh in a larger girl's thighs or buttocks rather than into her vagina. This typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.

"Dude, I'm embarrassed to say it but I took Brenda home last night and while I was trying to pork that fat slut I gave her the flab stab."

by pissflaps mcnulty March 8, 2007

Flab Nuts

An area with a high concentration of flab, so much so that it dangles, much in the same way that a testicle does.

Cammy loves tickling georgia's flab nuts

Cammy:"i love them flab nuts!"

by Cameron haimes December 15, 2011