Finch

A girl who’s literally gonna steal your man cause she’s slim thicc and funny, a guys dream. And he mean parents don’t care about her and literally wouldn’t care if she drank which she wouldn’t cause she’s a good person and of course has a gang of friends THAT ARE THE BEST, ones a rich traveler, ones just the rich and brain dead girl, another the wild and beautiful girl, and the quite and pretty but akward one , lastly finch the gorgeus thiccy ticcy

Hey bae~
Wait is that finch
Babe?
Sorry but CUT ME A PEICE

by TheOGwriter December 27, 2018

Finch

One of the best "Emo Screamo" Bands in the history of the universe. THEY OWN!!!!

Finch is rockin out, yo.

HEY CAITLING FINCH OWNS

by Mallory January 19, 2004

finched

the real definition for finched is:

the time period from when your smoking weed and were your high

or

the time period from when your drinking beer/liqour and were your drunk

"im so fucking finched" or "Ima way passed Finched"

by nosidam October 10, 2005

Finch

A lover of cheesy rock bands like Bon Jovi.

He's such a Finch.

by crabbycat May 04, 2010

finchful

finchful, adjective

a particular, hyperspecific beauty found within the atoms of finch

you’re so finchful

by birds enthusiast May 14, 2023

the finch

When you're drunk, and you interrupt everyone's conversation with a story you have told 10 times already.

I was in the middle of talking to Billy, when Rob gave me the Finch and retold his story.

by Finchness April 17, 2017

Finched

The action of getting something taken from you by a "finch". This 'object' is generally something that is easily recognized as yours to everybody except for the finch. Before you even notice what is happening the finch will already be in possession of what was once yours. Finches are generally harmless entities.

"Jack totally just finched my burrito."
"He finched the ball from me in practice yesterday"
"I heard he tried to finch Chris' girl the other day."

by jacofo November 11, 2009