Fibromyalgia

Fibromyalgia is a disease for the bone idle malcontents to screw money from the government in the form of disability. All Karen’s have it and all Sharons wish they had it.

‘Oh I cant move out of bed today to send little frogmella to school, I have fibroflares from my fibromyalgia’

by Peenus5000 February 3, 2020

fibrofog

when a sufferer of Fibromyalgia cannot remember information - bad memory is blamed on Fibro-Fog as the illness also affects the memory.

"I saw...oh... what's her name....? Damn my Fibrofog!"

by FrankieGlam April 27, 2014

fibronostalgia

a painful sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past

When Andy Bernard said, “I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them”, he was experiencing fibronostalgia.

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by hipj December 13, 2017

fibromyasshole

Currently know as fibromyalgia. This is the diagnosis the doctor gives you to get you the hell out of his office so he does not need to hear your BS about why you need oxy.

I need some oxy and that medicine that starts with a D for my in unexplainable pain caused by fibromyasshole #addict

by XRN1 February 21, 2020

Indian slow twitch muscle fibres

Special fibres present only in people of Indian Subcontinent origin. They are superior to other muscle fibres. This claim can be verified on the Bollywoodpedia .

Oh wow Cam’s got amazing Indian slow twitch muscle fibres, unlike Max who has inferior muscle fibres due to consuming small wiener causing steroids.

by Max IsA Benchod May 31, 2019

Fibromyalgia

Literally: "muscle pain" A diagnosis made in the absence of pathology, i.e. the antithesis of disease. Normally - but not always - presents in older, obese women who are unsuccessful at some aspect of their life - sexual, financial, career. It is a real phenomenon - but it is the somatic expression of depression, not a physical disease. Commonly treated, unfortunatley, by narcotics. Counseling and therapy would be better.

How come your mom's on disability?

She has fibromyalgia, so her best friend is morphine.

by phormio of Athens October 25, 2006

Fibromyalgia

A life-sucking, soul-killing disease. You feel sick enough to cancel dinner with your friends, but not sick enough to miss work. Symptoms are similar to the flu: fatigue, body aches, fevers (they come and go) and major brain fog. The symptoms can flair up without warning, which makes planning ahead impossible. No known cures. Pain medication can help, so can yoga, swimming and meditation.

There are several theories as to fibromyalgia's cause, including pollution, aspertame, sick buildings and more. There are several snake-oil "cures" out there; it pays to be cautious.

Last year I was going to the gym five days a week, working all day, attending graduate school at night and taking care of my husband and house. Today I count myself blessed if I can make it through work without a pain pill--all because of fibromyalgia, a disease most people don't believe exists (such as in the prior entry here).

by Tamra November 22, 2005