Fert

Another spelling of fart

“Dude that fert was nasty”

by Fert king May 15, 2021

ferting

The action of tucking one’s penis in-between their thighs in order to give the appearance that nothing is there.

How it feels to mention chuzz in a ferting era

by wumi November 17, 2024

FERT

You know how TERFs exist? Well, FERT is gping to be what I call "Futa-Exclusive Radical Trans" - people that have an absurd hate for the Japanese term "futanari," mostly because stupid people don't know what it means, or care to try learning - just like their TERF archnemeses.
You see, there are all SORTS of other slurs that I see used regularly by bigots on the internet against trans people (that I shan't list for reasons), and futa has got to be by far the dumbest one that LGBT has latched onto as a hate word; so I'm spreading the word educating what futas are, while shaming the ones that REEEEE about it.

Person A: you ever watch any futa hentai?

Person B: REEEEE HOW DARE YOU USE THAT WORD! YOU'RE NOT AN LGBT ALLY, YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE!!

Person A: Don't be a FERT, bruh!

by Stupid Goo July 2, 2022

Fert

if yk yk
fert isn’t something you know, it’s something that knows you
fert is fert

“Quit ferting out bro”
“Yo that’s pretty fert”
“ffl (fert for life”

by fertinginthe757 May 31, 2025

Fert

1 a bootleg ferb from phineas and ferb.

2 a swearword that can only be said under a tree and by girls. if boys say it they will get implode.

3 a word used to summon a demon of any sort.

hey fert, i know what we're gonna do on this morning under a tree and our missing platypus distracts me once again! where could he have gone?

hey bro, FERT! *demonic screeching*

fert fertty fert fert FOORRP

by FunkyFairMonkey June 26, 2020