Fat Chick Thursday

A world-wide holiday celebrated every Thursday. The ultimate goal is to appreciate fat chicks via high-fiving amongst friends. The first fat chick spotted is celebrated with a round of fist-pounding called the Initial Pound. Afterwards, each fat chick spotted is celebrated with a high-five. One can add to the celebration by shouting "Damn that bitch is huge!" An unspoken rule of FCT states that if one has sexual contact with a fat chick on this day, it is acceptable. Having sexual contact with a fat chick any other day than FCT is unacceptable and any violators are subject to a lifetime of harassment and the title Fat-Chick Fucker.

"Dude it's fat chick thursday!"
(High-five)
"DAMN THAT BITCH IS HUGE!"

by FCT Megafan October 7, 2009

Fat Chick Fish Off

Based on a fishing tournament format, the 'Fat Chick Fish Off" is when a group of males go out 'fishing' at a bar or party and attempt to 'catch' as many hefty females as possible. The goal is to catch the biggest female. At the end of the tournament, the fishermen return home for the weigh in. Each fisherman weighs his catch on a floor scale and the one with the most weight, wins the tournament. The fat females are then kicked out and 'released' back into the wild. They can also be eaten if preferred.

John: How did you do in the Fat Chick Fish Off tournament last night?

Cody: Great! My catch weighed in at 314lbs!

by GOJDCJ October 19, 2010

fat chick

A girl who has a bit more fat on her thank other people. usually made fun of even more than fat guys. are usually stereotyped as having to pay for their own love.. which is sort of mean.

Johnny likes fat chicks because they are all doughy and soft.

by Mizzalaine August 26, 2006

fat chick magnet

someone that attracts fat chicks, in bar or club, conveinent for fattys

when steve enters the bar he attracts fattys because he is a fat chick magnet.

by shane69 September 11, 2007

Fat Chick Machine Learning

An add-on feature that removes overweight women from the feeds men who use dating apps. The program cross-references a database of more than 1 billion pictures of different women's silhouettes in real-time to remove any profiles outside of your parameters.

Person 1 - Have you downloaded that Fat Chick Machine Learning algorithm yet?
Person 2 - Ya man! 80% of my swipes are on dime pieces. My ratios are through the roof.

by iMonkeyBIZ February 9, 2020

Float the Fat Chick

When one friend goes above and beyond the call of duty to ensure a successful night for the other.

-Mate this sheila's foxy, I want to get with her tonight. She has a friend.
-But her friend is a fugly, azz whore.
-Please man! I will repay you, just 'Float the Fat Chick' for me tonight.

by Fargus2345 February 18, 2011

fat chick magnet

An intoxicated male whom becomes the target of seduction by fat chicks, who are used to only getting laid with inebriated men or guys down on their luck.

"Johnson never gets the hot chicks because he always manages to put on beer goggles and let a fat chick blow him. He's a real fat chick magnet."

by Michaelson March 3, 2008