Fartin Like a Retard

The act of farting uncontrollably and/or with a lack of regard for others around you.

"I'm up here hitting my vape and fartin like a retard!"

by Merx Of Herl February 16, 2025

we fartin

Something you say when things are going well or if you're just pretending that's the case.
It is versatile and can also be used however your squanch tells you.

E.g. 1 - "Bro I can't believe you lost that £100,000 bet"

"Yeah it fucking sucks but we fartin"

E.g. 2 - "MY DRILLA how you doin?"

"we fartin, hbu?"

by armp1t May 22, 2024

Squirtin' n fartin'

when you squirt and fart at the same time while fucking someone. usually your body will take a screenshot, and it will be sent to your brain immediately. Other alternatives for this word, is Cummin'n fartin', for the lads

Brian: bro did you actually made her Squirtin' n fartin' last night
Erick: Yessir shoosheee

by subscribetogxneuz November 25, 2021