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onion fart

A fart that stinks so bad that it causes the eyes of those unlucky enough to smell it to tear up. Also known to be one of the densest of all farts- it takes about 5-6 minutes for the smell to dissipate.
Gross! Sammy just let out an onion fart!
by Shawn B. June 27, 2003
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onion fart

A fart that smells particularly of onion. Usually experienced the day after eating a foodstuff containing onion, especially burgers or hot-dogs.
Man, that was one stinky onion fart
by Kosmos September 3, 2003
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Onky fart

When you fart so hard you start bleeding from your eyes, you should be able to hear bells in the distance
Bruh, I think I just onky fart
by FatRatLoserFucker March 2, 2021
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Onion Fart

A fart that hangs around for a long period of time and has multiple layers of smell.
Sorry, I went to Oktoberfest last night, those sausages always give me onion fart the next day.
by Jerff March 25, 2018
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fartonomics

It the study of economic impact of farts, like fart-economics. It includes study of economic impact of farts in terms of global greenhouse effect, farts that lead to people getting fired, farts that can get you hired, farts that lead to increased business expenses from purchasing lots of room fresheners for your business, farts that can spread pathogens, farts that can cause panic leading to nuclear warfare and much more. It's study can be divided into microfartonomics & macrofartonomics, which by the way have nothing to do with the amount of gas expelled or the magnitude of it's stench.
Jim Colon: Hey I enrolled in Fartmouth college to study fartonomics. I want to become a fartonomist. My inspiration comes from Xi Jinping who had bat soup for lunch & later that day, farted out the China virus which has a great economic impact.
by Jumbled McGobbledygook August 6, 2021
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Zach Farton

A Zach farton is a kid who always has bad grades,gets suspended more than once by a fat girl and an amazing uncle how loves him very much... but also he touches himself a lot
Dude your being a Zach farton rn stop
by Lebron21 July 27, 2019
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Fartonite

"You Boys were on Fartonite!"
by Taranaki Snapper September 15, 2018
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