Fapologize

Apologizing for spewing your man juice where it doesn't belong.

I need to fapologize to Monica for blowing it in her eye last night.

by I eat mop who November 17, 2011

fapsock

The one sock, which lost its identical twin, that is used solely to masturbate efficientely and quietly. In addition, this piece of equipement replaces the use of tissues, containing the semen. After proper hanging and drying, the fapsock is reusable. One can possess multiple fapsocks.

- Hey bro, can i borrow you some socks?

-Yeah, just don't take these, they're my fapsocks.

-.... Oh.

by kwikscoper July 4, 2016

fapst

A break in one's fapping routine, to prove that one can go without masturbating or for any other reason.

"After a week without masturbating, he couldn't do it anymore and broke his fapst."

by The Papa John's CEO April 15, 2017

falosaur

A person who creates animations on roblox for tons of people. He has 8 million place visits.

Guy 1: Hey, this dude named Falosaur is cool.
Guy 2: Who's Falosaur?
Guy 1: The greatest animator ever.

by hecker heck February 24, 2019

FAoS

A stupid clan name, they typically play on console and play that rainbow six game even though they are bad. they are extreme compensators and all of them are annoying. if you meet a FAoS they are probably really toxic and annoying, mainly because they are bad and when they get a kill they loose their shit. FAoS Vxbes is the worst one of them all though, that guy is DOGSHIT at every game.

"check out those FAoS's"
"yeah their awful"

by Mrs Mcqueer July 27, 2020

fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

Fapoid

Chronic internet masturbators who robotically faps to anything sexually stimulating to them.

Homer never goes out anymore. All he does is collect porn. What a fapoid.

by hazelnut73 March 3, 2011