E-flexes

Measurement of how quickly one responds to electronic communication.

"John took a week to reply to my email. I guess he's got slow e-flexes."

by James Lloyd C. June 17, 2008

Flex on my Ex

To experience a better life after a relationship has taken its time on you.

To be better off without your ex significant other

Basically rubbing it in your ex's face that you're "the shit" and they're not.

To stunt or show off on your ex-relationship with a significant person, that you're doing better.

Showing your ex that "there are more fish in the sea".

Just won the lottery, watch me flex on my ex..

by TEAM RILLA January 20, 2018

Falesia

The disquieting awareness that someones importance to you, may not match that or your importance to them. That your best friend may only think of you as a mate, that someone you barely know may think of you as a mentor, that someone you love unconditionally, may have one or two conditions.

A word created by author and poet John Coney

sometimes I get falesia when I think of my girlfriend, what if she doesnt love me unconditionally?

by JMC03 December 15, 2021

elevator flex

when 6 or more people are cramped into a small elevator, forcing them to touch each other

jonny: yo wats up g?

connor: yo fam, i jus got elevator flexed

by B345T August 28, 2010

Reverse Flex

A type of flex in which the flexer says something negative about himself contradictory to what is really him, (e.g. says he's stupid but he's really intelligent) in front of the guy he is flexing on who is the real stupid one and he knows it so he is being reverse flexed on.

Evan: I'm just too fat everyone will laugh at me in the gym.
Mark: OMG stop reverse flexing on me with your muscles everyone knows you go to the gym everyday.

by GeraltofRiviaButcherofBlaviken January 14, 2020

Registered Flex Offender

When your style is so official, that it's nearly criminal.

"My new watch came in the mail today. Check it out."
"Whoa bro, you're a registered flex offender now."

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014

The Flex Reflex

When a man slightly flexes his arms everytime he passes attractive women, this is The Flex Reflex.

This isn't recommended, because if the girls you are trying to impress call your bluff, you will look like a total ass.

The Flex Reflex-

"Jessica called me out on my Flex Reflex today, I feel like a total ass."

by Austavious Rex April 8, 2010