F.A.C.

An acronym for Flat-ass calm. Used by sailors, fishermen and people who spend time on the water to describe a sea like glass.

"Going surfing today?"
"Nah man, it's F.A.C."

--or--

"Good day for fishing, it's F.A.C. out."

by B. Dub July 31, 2012

F.A.C

an abrieviation for the Fish Awareness corporization. This corporization stands up for innocent fish everywhere and discourages eating fish and anything bad regarding fish.
THe F.A.C. mantra is "Fish are Friends, not food"

This is a message sponsored by the fish awareness corporization. (F.A.C.
person a-"Hey Jim,"
person b-"Hey Bob!"
person a-"Have you heard of fish before?"
person b-"Yeah, i eat them,"
person a-"WHAT!?!?! Fish are friends, not food. FISH HAVE RIGHTS!!!"
person b-"Okay, i won't eat them anymore"
person a-"I like fish."
person b-"i like you AND fish,"
person a-"OOOH"
And remember- fish are friends, not food

by Mingletoe January 16, 2011

F.A.C.E.

Fuck all consequences entirely

I had sex with a marines wife last night. F.A.C.E.

by man vulture October 21, 2011

C.F.A.

Complete Fucking Anarchy

The Sex Pistols are infamous for this acronym.

Also used by many rebels of skaterboarder origin.

Hey Jay look at for those cops.

No way lets go C.F.A. on their asses.

by Ad{}{}bis November 28, 2003

C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C

rickroll'd

-C D G D E G F E D C D G E E F G G G A C A C
-Ah f***

by Jackyfox April 19, 2022

A.F.C

Angry.Fat.Chic.
A fat chic that was once thin and is now extremely angry at the world for her weight gain. Do not get on this types bad side. Bribes easily with food. To stay on this types good side buy sufficent amounts of Krispy Kreme doughnuts and Entemanns strudels. Found snugly seated in small cubicles in offices worldwide.

That A.F.C just chewed my as* for not ordering hot chocolate for the breakroom, but she is better now since I slipped her a moonpie from the vending machine.

by jleowarn January 11, 2006

F.A.C.T

F.A.C.T is a term used when you or one of your friends spot a woman/girl with an extreamly large camel toe. F.A.C.T is an acronym for "Fat Ass Camel Toe"

person 1: "omg ashley, look! that girls camel toe is huge!"

person 2: "Now thats a F.A.C.T!"

by J.garigerez.A September 9, 2009