you get tossed off spunk on her shin she looks down then you kick her in the eye so she gets a black eye like a eye patch
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A term used to describe a man who wears an eye patch. Typically used in Compton and other Urban areas. Only the most hood and badass people use this term.
Gangsta 1: I heard that guy beat up Steve
Gangsta 2: Which one?
Gangsta 1: Zach, the one with the Patch-Eye
Gangsta 2: Which one?
Gangsta 1: Zach, the one with the Patch-Eye
by Mario is pronounced like Wario April 22, 2011
Get the Patch-Eye mug.A popular nickname for retired US Navy SEAL and Texas Congressman Dan Crenshaw. The nickname is a reference to John McCain, a RINO senator that Crenshaw holds similar views to and a reference to Crenshaw's dramatic choice to wear an eyepatch rather than just getting a glass eye like a normal person. Much like McCain exploited being a POW to further his political career and portray himself as a patriotic hero, Crenshaw's eyepatch is intended to remind everyone that he lost an eye for his country, while he subsequently supports policies that put the interests of other countries and global elites over those of his own country and those of his constituents.
Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.
Crenshaw is also known as "Zioclops", a reference to him having only one eye and his enthusiastic support for Zionist causes. He is also known as "Cringeshaw" due to how much of a disappointment he is to conservatives who thought he would be different based on his war veteran image, as well as his predilection for making cringe statements such as stating that the 2020 presidential election was not stolen and insulting members of the Freedom Caucus.
Eyepatch McCain suggested that criticism of Israel is not protected under the First Amendment when questioned by a Groyper at a speaking engagement.
by texas is not the reason June 19, 2022
Get the Eyepatch McCain mug.When you jizz in a girls eye, making it impossible for her to see out of that eye, making a patch shaped puddle of jizz.
by Phatern24 July 10, 2010
Get the Eskimo Eyepatch mug.Your Wench is giving you a blowjob and your about to cum.... then that sneaky wench takes her mouth off and BAM! Your own cum in your eye! What do you do!? You cover it up and hide your shame with your hand and cry to the heavens! "Yarrrggggg!!!"
"Josh! You totaly just got reverse pirate eyepatched you stupid small cocked bastard!"
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"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
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"Dude... Sarah just got huge points for reverse pirate eyepatching that stupid cunt"
by Based on a true story January 4, 2010
Get the Reverse Pirate Eyepatch mug.Guy1-Dude did you hear? that emo got in a car crash.
Guy2-How
Guy1-Musta been his emo eyepatch. cant see a dammed thing with those.
Guy2-How
Guy1-Musta been his emo eyepatch. cant see a dammed thing with those.
by B-rian April 3, 2006
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