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a strong southern exposure

when you have some serious plumber's crack
aka- "don't be a crack baby", "crack attack", "quarter slot"
(scene: your friend is bending over to tie her shoe, while wearing some cute low rise jeans)

You: "hey, you've got a strong southern exposure there!"
Friend: "oh shit! that is serious. thanks!"
You: "yeah, no problem, cute underwear by the way."
Friend: "oh yeah i just got them at goodwill"
You: "oh reeeeaaaally now?" (ew gross ew)
by delaney jane March 5, 2008
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Dece Exposure

Is when a male pulls his genitals out in public or at a private party in an effort to take it up a notch.
Bro 1: Yo, I saw you get up on the speaker at that party and pull your dick out. Are you worried about being charged with indecent exposure?
Dilla: Indecent exposure?! No way Bro! More like dece exposure!
by Tunacandick69 November 16, 2011
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maximum exposure

"Hey wanna watch Max X with us?"
"No,I'm gonna have my teeth drilled on instead."
by 0niTTRay March 11, 2004
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Northern Exposure

To show, (flash) someone your breasts
The girls on the girls gone wild video give northern exposure
by El Supremo June 27, 2005
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exposure

A non-existent form of payment, similar to unicorn piss and mermaid scales. The term "exposure" is only used to trick artists into working for free. If poor people use it, they can't afford art and thus shouldn't get it. If successful people or companies use it, they could pay. But they just choose not to since some artists will fall for this "exposure"-scam nontheless.
"I'm starting a Let's Play-channel on Youtube and could use an avatar, header and some thumbnail art! I already have 103 people following me on twitter. I'll give you tons of exposure!"

"Our company is looking for awesome artists to draw our mascot! Your images will be shown on our instagram! Get on it, artists!"

"I'm a super successful streamer, I'm looking for a few new emotes." - "What do you mean I have to pay?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I was gonna pay you in exposure but I guess you're too greedy for that."
by Spookipoooh April 2, 2019
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Exposure radar

When you are in trouble and have a 1 to 100 risk of being punished at a certain time
“My Exposure Radar is like a 90!! I’m sure I will be going to the principals”
by Furrywar vet August 15, 2019
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Exposure Fantasy

A type of sexual aberration, centered around shame and often triggered by internet predation at a young age, that is bound to surpass the limits of its own title: the fantasizer gains sexual gratification from increasingly risky releases of information online. An email here, a photo with a Little Too Much Metadata there...but things snowball. Fantasy becomes reality when they are inevitably chronicled on search engines by just searching their legal name. This can lead to employment issues, alienation, and worse - a deepening perversion that turns much more physical.
"I think my new boyfriend might have an exposure fantasy...? He keeps asking me to post his passport photo on Facebook next to that video of me pegging him."

"Make sure you remove the metadata on your homemade content, dude...you don't want to wind up like AdamLjung and end up plastered all over the internet as ' Halmstad Sissy Emma' QQ"
by Cigarette Jones December 18, 2023
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