Expired Milk

Milk that is past the "use by" date printed on the container. It will smell bad, taste sour, and will begin to form large nasty chunks. If ingested, can cause many long hours of vomiting and diarrhea.

"Hey you didn't drink that expired milk in the fridge did you?!"

"That was expired! Ew, now I'm going to get sick!"

by Ashlie Mae January 21, 2012

expired fork

the definition of expired fork is simply just me

i am an expired fork

by elanaelai March 28, 2023

Expiration Jockey

When you or a friend eat or drink something on it's expiration date.

Person1: Hey man you look sick as hell.

Dumbass: Yeah I just ate everything on it expiration date.

Person2: wow such an expiration jockey.

by SilverWolf1009 January 6, 2017

Expired Joke

when you keep laughing at the same old joke over and over again for a long ass time

“yo that shit still hits me man”
“homie that’s an expired joke, move on bro it’s been a decade”

by joontiddies December 28, 2021

Expired coupons

-When something is a total heartbreaker. It makes you just as sad as when you go to a restaurant and realize your coupons are all expired, and you only have enough money for a coke.

-The 2015 version of shitty deal.

"Bro, I'm so hungry but there's no food in the house"
"Dude, that's totally expired coupons!"

"Andrew, my cat died"
"Expired coupons bro! But don't worry, there's another pussy for you. Her name is Bubbles. I got her from the SPCA"

by imixitup January 6, 2015

expired zaza

expired Zaza could lead to many side effects such as exploding farts, becoming smart, and not getting any bitches.

Bob the condictionficnairy drank expired Zaza and he won't stop shitting his pants near a woman

by bro_NTBG April 22, 2023

whatever-expires

When one finally becomes aware of whatever-time to stop it (perferred) or when whatever-time stops the one. (unconditional default)

The whatever-expires right now -- Get out of my life!

by In the Mindway May 1, 2005