excrement

Feces.

Shit, scat, poop, poo, crap, dung, doo doo, caca.

by kreecher August 16, 2003

excitement

the act of rapidly, sporadically wiggling your fingers together in a crazy fashion. usually accompanied by some weird ass face.

what are you doing with your fingers man?
excitement!

by kbombisforreal May 26, 2008

excrement

The smelly log. It comes in 3 flavours: Chocolate, peanut and lime.

After my defecation I turned around to get a good whiff of my superb excrement. And it was good.

by Didda Tinkle May 24, 2004

Excrementally indifferent

I don't give a shit !!!

I was asked if I saw the mask required sign before I entered the store. I replied...I'm sorry, I'm excrementally indifferent.

by I am el fartismo May 18, 2021

soupy excrement

A phrase for diarrhea.

"I told the Doc that I was crapping out soupy excrement...He said I had diarrhea.. GO FIGURE!"

by Goober April 5, 2004

Excrement

To be used as an alternative to the word 'excellent' in a manner whereby just enough doubt is cast in the mind of the listener as to whether you really said 'excrement' or 'excellent'. Most effective when teamed with the finger pyramid of evil contemplation and a suitably evil voice.

Person A: This cake is truly fab
Person B: Yes, it is excrement.

Person A: You won the lottery!
Person B: Excrement.

by wonderbra676 February 21, 2007

White excitement

Male ejaculate; semen

That girl is so hot, I could blow my white excitement in my pants. Or: I need to coax a load of white excitement before my balls smurf.

by CoarseConyers May 5, 2009