Excitement Fluid

The unfathomable amount amount of lady spunk expelled during orgasm by a 'gusher'.

What a gusher, my sheets were sodden by her excitement fluid!

by Thefirstboyscout June 28, 2013

Exitiety

Exitiety is a play on the word anxiety. Best described as the stress you feel when going through the exit doors of a large department store - hoping that the teller has properly removed all security material from your purchase and therefore NOT setting off the alarm, causing a scene.

Dave: Dude, you got that movie at a great price... hey, why do you look ill?
Mike: Gee, I hope I don't set the door alarms off as we leave - I hate that!
Dave: You suffer from the worst case of exitiety I know!

by buckonz October 4, 2008

Jet Blue exit

A "Jet Blue exit" epitomizes the "I quit!" we have all dreamed about, the style in which we'd all like to leave our jobs. Tell off the boss, thumb your nose at your co-workers, set that stack of customer service complaints on fire, grab a beer and hit the tarmac running.

My manager was riding me so hard this afternoon I came this >< close to pulling a Jet Blue exit and telling her where to shove her expense reports.

by Duxall Inarow August 13, 2010

ehciting

Not very exciting whatsoever, in fact very much the opposite, although easily misunderheard as exciting.

Kristi: "Woah, I just scored big on Lexulous!"
me: "Wow how ehciting!" -rolls eyes
Kristi: I know... wait... what? Dammit!"

by Misa Rose May 20, 2009

Exit Polling

To have anal sex with, created by Bill Clinton from his appearance on Family Guy.

You up for a little Exit Polling?

Are you asking me what I think you're asking me?

Well that depends on what your definition of jizz is.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008

excite fight

When Toms friends try and get him to jerk them off in the name of sportsmanship.

Hey Tom, come excite fight me to completion.

by DougMangione June 26, 2014

First Publication Excitement

FPE is the intense enthusiasm one has after finally getting one of their definitions published on "Urban Dictionary" (which is usually preceded by numerous failing attempts and "Sorry, --- was not published" e-mails)

It is frequently followed by the melancholy of noticing that nobody has viewed the definition and the only thumbs up it's got is the one the writer gave themselves right at that moment (See: First Publication Disappointment)

A: Hey, hey, I just checked my e-mail, UD finally published my definition of !@#!#, let's see how much of the world agree with me.
A's Alter Ego: Don't have the "First Publication Excitement" just yet, no one cares.
A: Stop being such a mood-killer. I hate you!
A's Alter Ego: Alright, but you're gonna get first-publication-disappointed soon... btw, I AM YOU!

by I copy-pasted pseudonym June 14, 2011