Excalibur 

A loser who spends his time listening to prog metal and masturbates to softcore pr0n.

Similar to rocking out with one's cock out.

Euphemism for "skinny fragile penis".

I'm gonna go excalibur at the movie theater tonight.

Ew, he's got an excalibur!

Excalibur by `Raptor June 6, 2005

Excalibur 

power, force 力. Riyoku. Was true apparently... But more weapon than sword.

Excalibur was the Japanese Kanji for l power, force 力. Riyoku. Brought by comet to somewhere in middle east some hundred years ago. Correct guesser or knower of Kanji not "symbol" would gain the weapons mysterious power. (extra terrestrial)

Excalibur by PnP_NoName November 23, 2020

Excalibur 

DMT (dimethyltryptamine), a hallucinogenic substance, most commonly smoked. It's known to get you fucked up reeal bad.

A: Yo, man, I just got some Excalibur from my plug!

B: No way, I always wanted to meet the machine elves.

Excalibur by Shaman_Guy November 23, 2020

excalibur dick 

Is when one posses the almighty cock. Presented to thee who'm found worthy of such sexual prowess, Rules the ovaries far beyond Camelot. His sword, renown through the ages for being a source of strength & pleasure, a descendent of Author himself, can only weild such powerful cockery.

She begged for the tits of the round table to be ravaged by Excalibur...

She received that medieval dicking, that true rule, Excalibur dick.
Renown for giving that true Excalibur caliber.

Unfettered by trivial masculinity, Alexis only responds to pleasure from that EXCALIBUR DICK.

excalibur dick by Excalibur caliber October 23, 2015

Excalibur Sonic 

A form of Sonic the Hedgehog that appears in the game Sonic and the Black Knight for the final boss fight. He is covered in golden armor and wields the Sacred Sword Excalibur. He doesn't use up rings, but can lose them if hit. Excalibur Sonic seems to only have a few abilities such as Dodging, Slashing, and Soul Surge

Sonic Fan: Man Excalibur Sonic is so cool!

2nd Sonic Fan: nah. Darkspine Sonic was better.

Excalibur Sonic by ChoasPunishment February 26, 2010

Excalibur Face

a. Your face's automatic fall back for when something so stupid or annoying occurs, that you can't possibly roll your eyes fast enough to express your intense feelings of dislike

b. The closest thing a human being can get to a physical statement of Do not want!

c. The facial expression originating from the "Legend of Excalibur" filler episodes within the anime Soul Eater where the character Excalibur causes others such an annoyance that their faces prune into an Excalibur Face.

1.
Excalibur: ...And that concludes the list of my 1,000 provisions

BlackStar and Kid: *Excalibur Face*

2.
Brotato: God damnit! I know my joke sucked but you don't have to pull out an Excalibur Face on me!

3.
Dude: Hey Guy, go to Google Images and search Rule 34, followed by the name of your favorite cartoon!

Guy: Wats Rule 34?...

Dude: Just hurry up and do it!

Guy: Kay..............*Excalibur Face*.......DOES NOT WANT!!

Excalibur Face by cardboard box ninja September 24, 2010

excalibur syndrome 

Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.

"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"

excalibur syndrome by Shoseph July 21, 2014