Ex boyfriend

1) former lover who either cheated, abused, decieved, etc. ....on partner for their own self-satisfaction or other stupid ass reason. 2) scheming prick with no care in the world about whether who he hurts; doesnt belive in commitment 3) only in it for sex and to brag with friends. 4) obviously not the right guy/boyfriend material 5) unfaithful

Jane has broken up with her EX BOYFRIEND after catching him making out with one of her co-workers at her job. Jane will no longer have anything to do with her unfaithful ex boyfriend.

by pinay08 November 14, 2009

ex boyfriend

the guy who says he loves you and would do any thing for you but yet he dumps you and then the week later he likes 6 of your best friends because his a man whore!! and now he still likes you and your six mates and more girls you don't know!!!!!

man what a back stabber

boy : hi baby i love you so much but i have to dump you because we "have more fun as friends" *cough* *lie* *cough*
girl : *cries*
now ex boyfriend : hi "girls" best friend i like you but i also like 6 other people

by ebsky December 15, 2005

ex boyfriend

ROOT OF ALL EVIL! Jelousy causing event, that leads to the destruction of all men.

I just talked to my ex boyfriend...
- great! WHy don't u just rape me with the schuett cock since that completely makes me wanna .... erahh!

by jesta:--> October 20, 2003

ex boyfriend

Ex boyfriends are the enemy. They tell you they love you and then stab you in the back and it the heart and leave you for your best friend

Example? You want an example? How about my ex boyfriend calling me every day to tell me how much he likes my best friend, right after we had broken up, and then turns around and calls her and tells her he loves her, and it turns out she loves him too

by emmaroo December 31, 2004

ex-boyfriend

what all girls hate

"Will you hold my laptop? I'm going to go hit my ex-boyfriend with a waffle iron,"

by ilyy February 10, 2009

ex-boyfriend

An ex boyfriend can be someone you have been with for a long time. For example: 4 years. Suddenly, one day he tells you "he can't handle you" among other shit including he fell out of love with you and doesn't care about you anymore..blah blah. however, if that's true..he wasted no time in getting mad over the fact that his ex girl slept out the first few nights after the breakup and assuming she met a new guy and was doing things. not even 2 months after the infamous break up he tells u "he needs to talk" but when u do, he's all like no i can't right now..then after that and trying not to get worked up he responds to a text u sent him about 5 weeks earlier and says everything he sed previously about having to talk and what not.."it was only what he was feeling physically--ahem..in his pants" oh what he sed about having to talk, he tells u to listen to a song with the lyrics of a song clearly saying i wish we never broke up (asking alexandria-right now) and then second song killswitch engage's this is goodbye and the ending lyrics of that song saying that ur strength was never enough.
oh..this boyfriend did everything (the break up) over texting (except asking u to listen to the 1st song "right now"-that was over facebook) but then said he wanted to c u n talk to u in person cuz after 4 years he owes u that out of respect. Get the fukk-outta-here
This ex boyfriend happened to be ur first love and ur high school sweetheart.

September 5th (almost 2 months after break up)
ex-boyfriend: hi
me:hi
me:what do u want?
ex:just wanted to talk
me:?
ex:listen to this song..we need 2 talk
me:fine
(listens to the song..me: (thinking) omg i can't believe it..

5 weeks later or so
ex responding to text from weeks ago: hey
me: hi
basically, he didnt mean a damn word about anything he proposed.

by college-girl November 08, 2011

ex-boyfriend

The guy whom you were with untill he fucked a bar whore/slut/rag.... while he was 'in love with you'... dick

Hon... I have never been with her... really... thats why u are my ex-boyfriend. because i saw you stick your tongue down her throat.

by wmanscrned April 24, 2009