He meets assholes everywhere he goes. — An insult that points to a person who is the personification of the old southern proverb:
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
“If you meet an asshole in the morning; you just met an asshole! But if you meet assholes everywhere that you go THEN YOU’RE THE ASSHOLE.”
With that statement as axiomatic, by saying “He meets assholes everywhere he goes”, you are using the statement as a verbal deictic and calling the person observed an asshole.
Using “ He meets assholes everywhere he goes” in a sentence:
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
What a jerk! I’ll bet you that he meets assholes everywhere he goes.
It’s a very direct / indirect insult verging on shade.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 25, 2023
Get the He meets assholes everywhere he goes. mug.This sentence is actually used by STRAY KIDS a talented beautiful kpop group.
With this sentence they show their support for all the stray kids all around the world trough their self produced music and experiences.
They want to give those persons hope, energy, and a lot of more beautifull things.
They just want to make a lot of people happy.
ALSO the scream of the STAYs (fandome) after this sentence is really powerful and beautiful, because it shows how much they support and respect their Artists.
STAYs are also part of STRAY KIDS family so they will always be here to support STRAY KIDS 😊
With this sentence they show their support for all the stray kids all around the world trough their self produced music and experiences.
They want to give those persons hope, energy, and a lot of more beautifull things.
They just want to make a lot of people happy.
ALSO the scream of the STAYs (fandome) after this sentence is really powerful and beautiful, because it shows how much they support and respect their Artists.
STAYs are also part of STRAY KIDS family so they will always be here to support STRAY KIDS 😊
STRAY KIDS: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
STAYs:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
STRAY KIDS: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD together
STAYs and *the people who respect another artist even if they don't stan them:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
*The do that without thinking because that is Respect.
STAYs:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD.
STRAY KIDS: STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD together
STAYs and *the people who respect another artist even if they don't stan them:STRAY KIDS EVERYWHERE ALL AROUND THE WORLD
*The do that without thinking because that is Respect.
by I can Stay so I stay STAY 😊 December 27, 2019
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Get the dicks everywhere mug.Under 30: Most have their youthful babe appeal. If they're at all good looking, they generally expect men to fall all over them, buy them things and treat them like queens AND STILL PUT UP WITH THEIR BITCHY OUTSPOKEN ATTITUDES! If you marry one and she wants a kid and you don't, you’re gonna be a father anyway. She'll put her wants first and get pregnant anyway.
Over 30 into 40's: They're still on an ego trip and many now are divorced and seek a guy to support her and her kids. If love is one of her priorities, it ain't nowhere near the top of the list. Some women in this age group have already started to let themselves go. They still believe men owe them financial security.
Over forty: Still ego driven they're less selective about a guy's physical appearance, but still have financial security as top priority. This is when many start going to seed, but still believe they're entitled to a 'dancing with the stars' type guy. They're willing to marry up financially, but not down.
Over 30 into 40's: They're still on an ego trip and many now are divorced and seek a guy to support her and her kids. If love is one of her priorities, it ain't nowhere near the top of the list. Some women in this age group have already started to let themselves go. They still believe men owe them financial security.
Over forty: Still ego driven they're less selective about a guy's physical appearance, but still have financial security as top priority. This is when many start going to seed, but still believe they're entitled to a 'dancing with the stars' type guy. They're willing to marry up financially, but not down.
Over 50: Many more have gone to seed (porked out) and age is taking its toll. Their sex drive is diminishing. The sun worshipers now look like they're over 70 if they can't afford a face lift. They've assumed the attitude of: 'If he loves me, he'll take me they way I am'. Problem is that the men that will take her as she is, she doesn't want. Most have grown kids, but many have still not severed the umbilical cord because their kids are their security. You may as well have a women with kids still at home.
Over 60: Very very few have their sexual appeal left and having gone thru menopause, their sex drive is diminished substantially (despite what you read and people claim), impulsive spontaneous sex is a thing of the past. Most are now very psychologically protective of themselves and not the fun women they were decades ago. (why many men go for younger women) Yet they still carry the emotional baggage they've had for most of their life.
GUYS: TEST DRIVE BUT NEVER BUY!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED A WIFE!!!
I damn tired of women everywhere with the same shitty attitude, they reek of a sense of entitlement.
Over 60: Very very few have their sexual appeal left and having gone thru menopause, their sex drive is diminished substantially (despite what you read and people claim), impulsive spontaneous sex is a thing of the past. Most are now very psychologically protective of themselves and not the fun women they were decades ago. (why many men go for younger women) Yet they still carry the emotional baggage they've had for most of their life.
GUYS: TEST DRIVE BUT NEVER BUY!!!!! YOU DON'T NEED A WIFE!!!
I damn tired of women everywhere with the same shitty attitude, they reek of a sense of entitlement.
by Big Ed Moustapha October 9, 2011
Get the women everywhere mug.A practically joke group based in New York, America. They pull of harmless stunts that they call missions. There acts include multiple actors called agents. The group was founded in 2001 by Charlie Todd and there slogan is "We Cause Scenes". They go out and pull pranks such as No Pants where people ride the subway with no trousers. Frozen Grand Central where 207 agents froze in the subway for 5 minuets then just carry on as normal. Ted's Birthday when they chose a random stranger and threw him a Birthday Party in a New York bar. Anton Chekhov was another one where an agent pretended to be a famous Russian play write who died over a century ago, he did a reading and signed some books, people believed him. The Moebius was when a small group of agents gathered in Costa Coffee and replayed the same scene every 5 minuets for an hour. Best Buy was an occasion when a group of 80 agents came into a shop called Best Buy dressed exactly the same as the shop staff, if asked if they worked at the shop they would say no but they would answer questions for customers. They are a group designed to go out much like a flash mob and amuse commuters.
Charlie Todd: Now this year we are gathered here as Improv Everywhere to take off our pants on the subway so anyone who isn't here to take off your pants your in the wrong place.
*laughing*
Dude 1: Hey, did you see that bunch of weirdos ridding the subway with no pants yesterday.
Dude 2: Yeh, they there were like, well odd.
*laughing*
Dude 1: Hey, did you see that bunch of weirdos ridding the subway with no pants yesterday.
Dude 2: Yeh, they there were like, well odd.
by SweepPuppy March 22, 2009
Get the Improv Everywhere mug.when you get anxiety about something and/or everything. sometimes used by people on tumblr or neurodivergent teenagers. the term was originally coined by thomas sanders, in his original series Sanders Sides on youtube. which is said by one of his characters virgil, who represents anxiety.
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