Evidence

The body you are trying to hide in your backyard.

"We ran out of room in our backyard, so we had to hide the evidence in our neighbor's yard,"

by Kawshee January 5, 2010

Evanescence

1. To disapate like vapor.

2. The greatest band in the world, with the most talented singer, Amy Lee.

"My favorite band is "Evanescence."

by Angelina :P January 15, 2007

photographic evidence posthaste

The gentlemen-like way of requesting pictures. More so than "PICS NAO" is anyway.

Person 1: "She then took her panties off and kissed my tophat and monocle!"
Person 2: "Attractive British woman you say?! Photographic evidence posthaste!"

by Yams January 16, 2008

Evanescence

The best Alternative metal/Rock Band on earth.
The band is led by Amy Lee,
The band is releasing a new album sometime in 2010,
Amy states the album will be ''Better, more interesting'' than all the other Evanescence albums.

Evanescence: It's true, We're all a little insane, but its so clear, Now that im unchained... Fear is only in our minds, taking over all the time, Fear is only in our minds but its taking over all the time..
fan: *screams* OMG! This is so cool!!!

by evanescenceRules4ever January 19, 2010

Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.

I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.

by Dego Dan August 10, 2007

Hard Evidence

Official proof that something/someone is of boner producing quality. "hard evidence" must be confirmed by at least two people to constitute its legitimacy.

"I'm pretty sure Mrs. Moses just licked her lips and moaned at me, I have some hard evidence to back that claim up."

"AJ, the grammar police are here. They want to speak to you about your run-on sentences. One of them is a sexy female cop. You can tell because of my hard evidence."

by AJWar May 21, 2010

Evanescence

A band headed by the amazing Amy Lee. It's not a goth or Christian group, as many people think. It has been labeled as "dark epic rock" and "drama rock." Both work. Pick whichever one you prefer.

None to give.

by pseudonym April 13, 2004