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Eugene Kanning

An extreme activity that involves at least three sheep, five priests, and one lonely obese girl. Similar to badminton, the game usually consists of balls being hit over a large object. In some countries, it is also known as extreme teabagging but sometimes it may involve the use of a petrified elephant testicle and a one gallon tub of vaseline.

It is illegal in the United States of America, because it has caused acute testicular shrinkage in 20% of all Asian American males.
"I'm 64 and a chronic masturbater with a disturbingly large Beanie Baby collection, because I enjoy Eugene Kanning too much when I am in Sunday School."

"I'm extreme and I Eugene Kan on a daily basis. The only side effect is that I ejaculate dust."
by Awesome Dave the Raver March 12, 2009
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Eugene Dingleberry

Ther persona of the YouTuber Kanel Joseph. Eugene is responsible for every comment section being filled with “imagine not knowing eugene.”
You don’t know Eugene dingleberry!! Imagine not knowing eugene haha!!
by H0ldenlol December 6, 2022
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Eugene Hutz

The amazing lead singer of the European gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello. Eugene was born in Kiev, Ukraine on October 31st 1972. He is also known for staring in the movie Everything Is Illuminated along with Elijah Wood.
Hey did you hear that Eugene Hutz is gonna be playing at the House of Blues next month?
by Lista August 6, 2007
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A Eugene

A small autistic boy who has somehow escaped day care he is armed and on the loose. If you see a small albino boy who wears fortnite shirts, do not interact with him call his tard wrangler imediatly.
"Don't Be A Eugene!"
by Tard Wrangler # 69 December 17, 2018
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Eugene Sprague

Eugene Sprague is notable for committing suicide by nonchalantly falling backwards on the rail of the Golden Gate Bridge without any type of regretful or fearful movement.His suicide was film without his knowledge in the Eric Steel's documentary ''The Bridge'', a documentary which showed numerous people jumping of the Golden Gate Bridge to end their lives.
Eugene Sprague was filmed in the documentary ''The Bridge''
by comehometohell February 9, 2014
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Eugene

Eugene is a cringeworthy male individual that will occasionally molest your mind with his behaviour and is typically seen munching crayons and eating candles.
"Eugene just pulled out an AK-47 out of his backpack, y'all better start running "
by Toxicshock1001 July 27, 2016
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Eugene Levy

A Eugene Levy can be performed after one has anal sex. Take your penis after insertion (with poop on the end of it) and rub said waste onto your partner's eyebrows. This will cause the brows to look fuller and thicker, like actor Eugene Levy.
"How far did you guys go?"
"Lets just say, I gave her a Eugene Levy"
"Thats unattractive"
by fanny22 March 29, 2010
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