estonian banquet

An Estonian Banquet is a fetish scenario where a group of people line up and one or two persons kneel behind them and eat their shit as it come out of their anus. It originated in the Estonian porn industry hence the name.

I want watched a weird porno that featured an Estonian Banquet.

by Shug89 October 14, 2018

Estonian girl

Estonian girls is a woman from the country Estonia. They are divided into many groups. In Estonian: 1. Linnakad 2. Emo-linnakad 3. ,,Tavakad”.
1. Linnakad (teenagers who hang out at Vabakas etc)
2. Emo-linnakad (who hang out at Shnelli etc)
3. ,,Tavakad” (who are not worse, just not like every other:D

None of them are bad.
Estonian girls are usually very beautiful, and smart. They usually give very good advice and are always there for you. Not all of them, but most of them.

If you have an Estonian girl as a friend, you’re very lucky!

Hey.. I think that’s the Estonian girl!
I want to talk to her, she seems very nice!

by Oceanwavezz November 3, 2022

Slap Estonian day

National slap Estonian day is celebrated on the 2nd of September.

To take part you need to smack an Estonian. Sound easy? Thought so. Every tribute helps.

I am going to get rid of the sludge that is Estonia by slapping an estonian on Slap Estonian Day

by MajimaOwO August 22, 2022

emonian

Coming from a location built off of an extreme emo background.

you guys are from myspace? Silly emonians.

by D-Roc240 August 27, 2006

Estonian Pancake

The messiest, most problematic and diarrhetic shit mankind has ever seen. Done for the sole purpose of making your husband clean it up.

I will smear my Estonian pancakes all over the toilet, the floor, and the walls.

by Ew but yas December 30, 2018

estonian surprise

after a drunken night of sexual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. After having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a shit in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.

After Vlad left her a estonian surprise, he totally ignored her in class the next day.

by theFearedBeard October 22, 2011

Estonian

a totally nondescript nationality, used as a cover when you don't want to admit your true nationality

If anyone asks, we're Estonians!

by foltor September 2, 2005