eternal hold

A term used to describe waiting on hold on the telephone for an exceptionally long time, such as when calling the customer service hotlines of airlines, utilities, and other service companies.

I'm only trying to pick my seats for my flights, but I'm still on eternal hold with US Airways.

by aaporte1 February 22, 2007

Eternal light

A light that never goes out.When the world is in its darkest hour,Eternal light will shine throughout the world and save people from darkness.

Always count on Eternal light to save you from your doom.

by The devil herself 😈 November 1, 2019

eternal victim

Someone who always blame others for their misfurtune. Very commun from people with cluster B persnality disorder. Sociopath love to use that manipulation card to get what they want and get flying monkeys to do their deeds.

eternal victim

by JewsWorldOrder. June 27, 2016

Eternal bumflower

A group of seven male friends begin a circle jerk on a rooftop in Southeast Asia. They simultaneously climax, then throw their legs back like synchronized swimmers forming a perfect star and tan their buttholes for 10 minutes.

Hey buds, don't miss the eternal bumflower this Sunday!

by The Eternal Bumflower September 22, 2021

Eternal Ferret

The statement that this Eternal Ferret, who does not have his own web dominion, has bested our lord limecat is nothing but heresy.

The battle was caught on video tape. The ferret was immediately distracted by something shiny, as they often are. Limecat swiped, and it was all over in an instant.

Eternal Ferret is dead. Long live Limecat!

by Kenthar February 10, 2004

Eternal dirt nap

Death. Tango uniform. Extinction. Cessation of life. Passed on or passed over to the other side.

My grandpa, God rest his soul, is taking the eternal dirt nap.

by ExitRamp August 12, 2006

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

An insanely good movie starring Jim Carrey and Kate Winslet. This movie is one of those "thinkers" that is confusing as anything until the last 10 minutes when you realize its one of the best movies ever made. It has so many facets to its brilliance that one wonders if the writers and actors are geniuses. A truley amazing movie that should be seen by EVERYONE!

Your the kind of person that would actually understand and appreciate "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" for its insane amazing-ness.

by muzikid89 April 24, 2005