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Escalator Helicoptering

When you are either at the top or bottom of escalators that go opposite directions at the area where the railing is parallel to the ground with escalators that go opposite directions. You then lie down on the railing on your back and the belts going opposite directions cause you to spin in circles.
Random Observer: What is the guy doing?

Friend of Escalator Helicopterer: Oh, he's just Escalator Helicoptering.

Escalator Helicopterer: WEEEEEE!!!!
by raeroocha May 29, 2010
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Escalator Brusher

noun.

A person who puts their shoes on the fluffy sides of the escalator in an attempt to clean their shoes even if they look perfectly fine.

Risks include but are not limited to:

1. Getting your foot between the moving part and the brush thus clutching your foot that will cause so much pain.
2. An awkward look from the people beside you.
3. Shoes would get dirty for real.
*person puts places shoe on the brush*

Guy: Dude you're such a Escalator Brusher.

Person: Don't give a fuck.
by Frozen-Flame October 20, 2011
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Mayonese on escalator

MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR!!!!!!!!!!!
A common mayonese in it's natural territory

that wil suky suky you're mum twat
MAYONESE ON ESCALATOR BYE BYE TO THE SKY
by anonymous June 9, 2021
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Penis Escalator

An escalator whose stairs is made of penises.
Hey look! There is a Penis Escalator! We should ride it for MEMES!!
by AyHa1810 April 11, 2021
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escalator

Also known as moving stairs, transporting people up or down without the need for elevators or stairs or ladders or ropes or jetpacks.
"Rohan D took the escalator to the beauty saloon as he needed to look good for Felix, his date"
by Felix September 21, 2005
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escalator

When having sex at the top of a staircase, the man karate chops the woman between the shoulder blades, causing her to flinch and her arms flail backwards. He then proceeds to kick the woman's legs out from under her, grab onto her arms and ride her down the stairs.
"Dude, my girl told me she was pregnant"
"Damn! What are you going to do?"
"Shit man, I'm giving her the escalator tonight and aborting that fetus"
by Andrew Nicholson May 17, 2006
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escalator-cockblock

That one person who ignores the golden rule of escalator ettiquette and stands on the left, therefore blocking the flow of walkers and efficiently cockblocking their walk up the escalator
Person 1:Why is there always one person who stands on the left?
Person 2:Because a trip up the escalator wouldn't be complete without one escalator-cockblock!
Person 1:AHAHAHA! Your so right!
by Whore5 April 21, 2011
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