essien

the person who brightens every day just by being in it. Whose smile and giggle is infectious. The person you love until your heart is fit to burst!

Essien my nephew.

by Auntie Wendy September 16, 2013

Bert and Ernie

n. two males who live together and often sleep in the same bed in a neighborhood where giant canaries, coke fiend mastadons, cookie enthusiasts, vampires with a fettish for numbers, a talking carpet who is disgruntled and live in a trash can, and a doll who begs to be "tickled" terrorize deaf mutes and a Latina woman usually named Maria

There is really no need with a definition like that.

by Jupiter Armstrong April 17, 2004

elsie

Elsie is a very talkative girl who makes sense most of the time. mostly lazy but always gets her work done in time. she is a bad ass with a good ass. if you meet an elsie dont loose her.

boy 1:omg, look at that ass
boy 2:that must be Elsie.

by saltyaf123 March 5, 2019

ernied

1. Being bothered by a self centered individual. 2. Being woken up earlier than desired by a significant other in a sudden and abrupt manner.

Man, I was trying to sleep in and my girlfriend ernied the shit out of me by yelling in my ear and poking me.

by Dr. Walter Fanchy October 6, 2013

Eriselirosis

noun
A fairly common condition that causes extreme pettiness and unexplainable lapses of judgment and irrationality. Caution: very contagious, may spread to significant other.

Its been a year already bro and I still can't stop thinking about this bitch, I think she gave me Eriselirosis.

by Youngandheartless September 11, 2020

Elsie

Elsie is an amazing and caring young little lady. She always is nice to others especially her friends and when you’ve got to know her you always want to be like her also If you come across and Elsie you must hang onto her and never let her go because after you’ve let her go it will be almost impossible to find another one just like her she is also an amazing friend to everybody that is nice to her and that supports her in everything she does

Who is that girl over there??? She has got to be an Elsie

by Cherrypickedtart October 20, 2019

Erie Carwash

After feverishly jerking off on a chicks face, you proceed to give such chick a golden shower to wash off the baby batter.

Bro, after fucked that hoe last night, I pulled out and gave her an Erie carwash at the hotel.

by urajagoff September 14, 2014