homo erectus

Used to state that there is a horny gay man in close proximity of a group of males.

Whoa! Homo erectus! Everybody, shut your buttholes, there's a homo with a boner on the loose

by JBo April 6, 2005

afropithecus erectus

a biological term found on white power and nazi websites to describe dark-skinned people of african descent, designed to perpetuate the belief that blacks are genetically different from whites and asians because of their longer forearms, larger foreheads, and wider nose and lips; a word used by racists to suggest that the Negroid race, unlike the Caucasian and Mongoloid races, is closer to the chimpanzee than homo sapiens.

White Power Dude #1: Did you see how many murders those niggers did last night?

White Power Dude #2: What you expect from an afropithecus erectus. They ain't like you and me.

by Jason Corrigan June 24, 2008

erectus maximus

Ancient times:The Ancient Roman god whom controlled all erections
Present: That random guy whom you call erectus maximus because he always has an extreme hard on

Bob: Sup! Erectus Maximus
Random Guy:What?? I don't have a stiffie!
Bob: your such a liar

by A pile of pancakes September 27, 2008

Henrikus Erectus

A special type of homo sapiens. The species is endangered. There is only one left. The species originates from Asia.

I have just found a skull belonging to a Henrikus Erectus.

by Professor Rick September 16, 2018

Homo erectus

The gayest name for primitive human being ever made. Seriously, homo erectus? Come on!

1) homo erectus is the gayest name ever
2)I know, who doesn't think it's gay?
3) Me!
Silent
2)(gunshot to 3)
1)(curb stomp to 3) fuck you!

by Gdbni November 8, 2011

Penisaurus Erectus

A very large erect penis, resembling that of a dinosaur.

"Wow babe, you made me so hard. Look its a Penisaurus Erectus."

by Boner Johnson December 2, 2007

Homo erectus

Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.

A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.

by Hansel VanEnema January 29, 2007