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Erectious

Adjective; When a certain aspect of an individual tends to arouse others, typically used to describe the effect on males.
I saw Sandy in the hallway, I had to hide because her outfit was so erectious.

Have you seen Rob? His pecs are so erectious.
by Othryades April 30, 2013
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Homo Erectus

The most powerful spell that Harry Potter can ever cast. This will cause the victim to be erectified by homos. Please use this with caution
Harry Potter casted “Homo Erectus” on his foe, then his foe wanted to smash
by IHasPotatoAim July 29, 2018
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homo erectus

Chrithtopher ith a homo erectus.
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Homo Erectus

The name given to a person who gets hard ons (willingly or unwillingly) over another person of the same gender. Also the predecessor to modern man. Eg) A not so distant cousin of the cave-man.

The term originated in 18th century mongolia where native tribes referred to the pandas who would go on to destroy all erectile functions of their future children and thus destroy all chances of survival.

Others claim that the phrase was coined when Arturo Lupoli used it to describe the actions of team-mate Kerry Gilbert after a fifth round Carling Cup tie in 2005.

Finally it is argued that the phrase simply refers to the act of wanking vigourously in the toilets of the Oriental Buffet in Alperton.
Yo homie, i think nick is a bit of a Homo Erectus, specially after seeing him eyeing up dat foo over der called John.

Mother? There is no other.
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erectopus

a dinosaur possessing the ability to elongate its phallus to behemothic dimensions
yo dude, that erectopus has a huuuuuuge dong
yo dude, i'm hung like an erectopus
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rectitus

when your optic nerve crosses with your rectal nerve and you get a shity out look on life.
when someone is always negative. then they have rectitus.
by slappyMcLoven September 27, 2013
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Eyecitus

When you rub your eyes too much and you get temporary red marks on the outside of your eyes causing irritation and discomfort.
Come on Casey, if you keep rubbing your eyes you will get eyecitus.
by Getoutofmyface April 7, 2020
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