A Jack Epstein

an attempt at committing suicide by jumping off one's mom's balcony, but failing miserably and going on a homosexual oddysey in which one finds oneself and dates falon lewis. He hurts himself really badly.

dude! I had a bad bad day at school so i went home and pulled a jack epstein. it hurt soooooo much!!!!!

dawg somone called me an indian and i felt so bad i pulled a jack epstein.

They told me a 2 inch penis was small, so i decided a jack epstein was the way to go.

by sean "dickinass"wallace February 21, 2009

epsteined

To run afoul of a someone powerful and be forced to commit suicide.

"Dude better be careful what he posts to the FaceSpace or he'll get himself epsteined."

by Juanfungi August 16, 2020

Epsteining

The rich older guy driving the free candy van at the park that promises a scholarship to Juilliard but all you end up with is an egg shaped dick.

See that van without windows? Dude is def Epsteining.

by $lapaho April 7, 2020

Epsteined

Murder committed by elites made to look like Suicide.

"Careful what you say about The Don, you might get yourself Epsteined"

by Peadar Lotsy November 3, 2020

Jeffrey epstein

HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT KILL HIMSELF HE DID NOT!!!

Bitch: Jeffrey Epstein killed himself.
Intellectual: No he did not!

by grebmachine September 6, 2021

Epsteinistan

The new Jeffrey Epstein nation paradise

"I am going to Epsteinistan, don't follow me."

by Bogish September 16, 2020

Epstein'd

When an individual is clearly murdered for having dirt on powerful people (usually pedophiles), but the establishment claims they committed suicide.

"Mr. Shekelberg got Epstein'd after he was caught touching kids."

by Xi Jinpenis December 25, 2020