Penile Epilepsy

The condition responsible for the spasm which occurs immediately prior to premature ejaculation.

Your Mother: "Oh, are you...finished? Already?"
Me: "Damn I TOLD you I got penile epilepsy."

by QuinnFlint August 2, 2011

Epilepsy Sex

Having your partner who has epilepsy sit on your penis, at which point switch off the lights and turn thr strobe on. Sit back and enjoy the ride :)

My girlfriend was twitchin so hard last night during our epilepsy sex session she nearly snapped my penis off.

by Antony B June 17, 2009

epicleptic

From the word "epileptic" wherein people mostly suffer from convulsions and/or lack of consciousness when exposed to bright rays of light for long periods of time.

"Epicleptic" is used to describe presentations such as artworks, games or animated feature films that are too high in brightness and/or high in color saturation therefore having the appearance of something looking "too friendly" or "too happy". Instead of using epic fail, we use "epicleptic" to describe these.

Dude, have you seen that new cel-shaded "Happy Tree Friends" game? It was really epicleptic, it almost made me puke.

by jbarry June 26, 2008

epilopsy

a seizure that happens when a person mis-types epilepsy in an email to one's father

I went into an epilopsy after sending an email to my dad. Damn you epilepsy!

by Ani April 15, 2005

epilepsy

desire to be with someone

yeah - she had epilepsy and I loved her for it

by The Mamma with the Quan October 23, 2007

Retail Epilepsy

The paralysis and stunned expression one sees on the faces of those who have waited too long for their obligatory Holiday shopping and find themselves faced with a crush of advertising fueled retail zealots at the 11th hour.

#1: "Dude snap out of it we've got to get it over with."

#2: (shaking head and blinking eyes) "Sorry man; just had a fit of Retail Epilepsy when I saw that line and all those people."

by barec2 December 23, 2011

bitch you got epilepsy

Something you say when someone laughs and it looks like they are having a seizure.

Bitch you got epilepsy. I’m convinced by the way you laugh

by KFCgoBRRR May 26, 2021