Eoining also known as Eoined is when someone watches your comic con stall like their lives depended on it. If this person moves from the stall they shall be sacrificed to the gods.
by Noobmaster001 June 30, 2019
eoin is a really REALLY stupid boy, he has a small penis and can’t get any girls, he’s kinda looks like the bfg in a way and he gets friendzoned every time he talks to a girl so mostly he just decides to go gay...if you know what i mean
eoin got friendzoned AGAIN
by iwanttodiepleaseeeee March 27, 2020
by gowlbigbum December 30, 2019
An Irish actor and former Abercrombie & Fitch model, Eoin Macken is the man-candy who plays Gwaine in BBC's Merlin.
Person 1: Gee, who's that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*
Person 2: Oh, that's Eoin Macken, the most beautiful man ever.
*both die from being overexposed to such loveliness*
by MoriartyIsReal July 15, 2012
A Dirty Eoin Involves 2 males and 1 female but most importantly a window and is when the alpha male spits on his fingers and insert them into the beta Males anus rubbing it around until there’s enough shit on his hand. The Alpha Male then jerks himself off smearing the shit on his penis. After the alpha males penis is covered in the beta males shit he proceeds to stick it into the females vagina while this is going on beta Male goes outside the window and cums on the glass in a shape of a heart. After several days the window will be cleaned by all 3 participants licking the window
by Noobmaster001 May 7, 2020
The god of sex terms and jokes alike. Gets all the bitches, hoes, all while being an avid reddit user. The funniest man on the planet
“I’ve just made the greatest sex joke of all time” “You’re taking after the god himself, Eoin mckeon”
by Mergay Wog January 21, 2022