Death You Endure

A shitty band that came from John Bowne HS in New York.

Emo Fucker-"Dude, did u hear that band Death You Endure?"
Guy who knows Real Rock-"yes you emo fuck, and they suck too, go blow someone you worthless fuck!"

by Blood_Gulched_Killer July 29, 2008

*Jeopardy Music Ensues*

When you're waiting for something to happen *Jeopardy Music Ensues*

Hym "Oh jeez oh man... It can't possibly be that I was right... There must be some excuse... I wonder what the excuse could be? 'You weren't sincere!' Oh? That would be convenient for you, wouldn't it? The arbiter of meaning everyone 👏 👏👏 And it would trap me in a situation where even if I was, you still aren't required to adhere to your own ethic. Because it's isn't about 'ethical behavior' it's about mediating outcomes. It's about you controlling your own behavior in spite of or regardless of your ethic and the behavior of your 'lessers' being controlled..............."

Hym ".......... Hello?"

*Jeopardy Music Ensues*

Hym "Hello?.......... I guess I'll just sit here and not do anything for ever...... Or I'll just do what other people want me to do...."

by Hym Iam August 11, 2022

hilarity ensues

Something funny is upcoming due to a build-up of circumstantial events, or a comedy of errors.

Sometimes involves rape.

You: Fuck! I just shat my pants!
Rape Panda: *Waits for hilarity to ensue*
...
hilarity ensues

by burgernator August 3, 2009

Ensurco

An Indescribable or Higher meaning of Love for another human that cannot be defined as: Love, Enamored, Amorous, Penchant, Affectionate Etc....

Also spelled: Ensurcoing, Ensurcoed,

Babe, I "Ensurco" you(:

by Matthew Martin Krause July 7, 2011

Endure

Being used to something, something you can stand up to

I can endure cold water

by anonymous February 26, 2023

endurephins

Da "feel-good" brain-chemicals dat help keep you going for extended periods.

I find dat I experience significantly less fatigue or discouragement during difficult/tedious tasks if a nice lady accompanies me for companionship and emotional support --- I guess dat her presence causes my body to produce extra endurephins throughout said disagreeable job.

by QuacksO January 22, 2025

Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

What you say when your friend does something unfathomably stupid, and it bites them in the ass.

After you say this, of course, you laugh.

Friend: Oh shit, I ran off the edge of the map and lost all my stuff!

You: Disaster Strikes, Hilarity Ensues

(laugh)

by EjectedCasings April 2, 2021