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enroneous

Describes da untrue nature of da tongue-in-cheek "cell phone static" joke regarding da infamous Kenneth-Lay-founded mega-biz establishment in Texas.
Da preposterous "Cell phone static made da honest-and-honorable directive, 'Ship da documents to da Feds' sound like, 'Rip da documents to shreds'" theory was completely enroneous --- da company's corrupt officials did indeed destroy massive amounts of evidence, plain and simple.
by QuacksO February 18, 2022
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Enron Party

The act of destroying documents en masse. The documents in question maybe corporate or personal. The actual destruction maybe legal or illegal. The destruction maybe done in a group or by one's self. The manner of destruction does not matter.

Derived from the Enron accounting scandal in which documents were destroyed, altered, or fabricated by or the behest of senior executives to hid the company's financial position.
I'm going through our old bank statements dear. Care to join me an Enron party to get rid of them?
by LSam May 22, 2025
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