ennismore

Nestled in the quiet but bustling kawarthas, this wondrous hamlet is home to bruce, and at least 7 other people (including bruce's sister/wife). It his also home of the epic Sullivan family whose retail prowess has turned the hamlet into the economic capital of not only the Kawarthas, but possibly the entire continent. The people of Ennismore, also known as "Ennismorons" enjoy curling at the Ennismore curling club (also known as the ECC), riding the lochs (aka their cousins), visiting the big city of Peterborough and visiting their favorite spot on Lake Buckhorn "the old agam." Home of the new Kirschworld, Elliot is the 8th and newest Ennismoron. The population of Ennismore triples in the summer when kinderlach from the nearby Toronto, Montreal, etc make the trek up to Moshava (pronounced Mah-shah-vah). Moshava, and its fertile "crops" are kept during the year by the incredible Vince along with his sidekick Caleb, whose catchphrase "Welcome to Moshava, Eh?" Living in a shack on Moshava proper, he built B5 and G3 in the same hour, before going waterskiing on Buckhorn. We wish Vince and his wife Karen continued success in the Future.

Ennismore Facts:
98% of families were already families
2% of Ennismorons have heard Bruce tell his entire life story.
98% Have heard him say it twice
The original 2% tuned out and began listening to "Cat Scratch Fever"

Ennis, Ennis, Ennismore, is the place we all adore.

by Janet and Rob December 13, 2009

Ennuiui

The act of peeing your pants out of shear boredom.

I'm experiencing ennuiui today.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003

ennichement

The act of placing ones cremated remains in a niche at a cemetery.

Mother did not want her cremated remains to be buried in the gorund, therefore, we placed her remains in an above ground niche. We went to the cemetery for the ennichement of her cremated remains.

by gravedigger October 16, 2012

enmuist

he’s/they’re such an amazing person and really nice 🙁. he loves all his friends and best friends and he’s really caring. i always get inspired by them. don’t steal them from me 😡. get your own enmuist 😊. -enmuist’s best friend <33.

person 1: who is enmuist?
person 2: HE’S REALLY NICE AND I LOVE THEM SM AND IM SO HAPPY BEING THEIR FRIEND <33
person 1: i should be friends with them!
person 2: GO FOR IT!!

by chqhiro October 18, 2021

ennwii

The feeling of ennui, a French version of boredom, Wii owners get after a certain amount of time playing, which varies from person to person according to their Nintendo fandom.

Day of Purchase:
Carlos- "I'm so excited to get home and play my Wii!"
A month later:
Jeff- "Hey, let's go to your place and play Wii!"
Carlos- "Non, je m'ennwii."

by Mizukage January 3, 2009

Ennife

Stupid funny hoe

Hi im ennife

by Hiiamhanna April 13, 2020

National Enquirer

A newspaper that provides all the latest gossip about celebirties.

I like reading the National Enquirer, even though the stories may be fake.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003