endorsement bombing

On LinkedIn, you can add skills to others profiles by "endorsing them". Endorsing people for nonsensical skills — like "Fashion" for neck-beard computer programmers or "Ice Cream" for just about anyone — leads to hilarity for all.

Oh man, I spent some time endorsement bombing the shit outta Josh the other day. His mom is gonna flip when she see he's recommended for his Bondage skills.

by killa_dilla May 12, 2014

enderragnar

when two rankers ejaculate on an officer in the fur trading hudson bay company

i pulled an enderragnar on him bro! he swallowed everything man

by sexbex June 22, 2022

compensated endorser

A new euphemism for "paid actor". Commonly found on late night infomercials and programming on television stations with a high amount of senior citizens as its viewer base.

"Don't take our word for it, though! Ask compensated endorser Tom Kruze for his opinion!" "I was worried that trying Extenze was not only unhealthy, but completely pointless and fiscally irresponsible, but now, my schlort is still worth precisely nothing!"

by Aeiouza December 26, 2013

terms of endorkment

any term given to a friend to describe what a geek they are, because of their choice of clothing or their choice of unusual word usage.

In the Big Bang Theory show, the characters use many terms of endorkment to describe their friends weird behaviors.

by Captain Cuda Bong July 18, 2011

Endore

To passionately endorse with an emotional advocation.
To be extremely fond of, beyond adoration.

She endores chocolate; she ate an entire tub of icing with chocolate chips and fudge sauce mixed in. For breakfast.
His sassiness is endorable!
It cannot possibly be a typo, because he endores proper spelling and grammar.
He finds her conspicuous absence of pants endorable.

by Janandler May 29, 2012

Reverse Psychology Endorsement

A type of endorsement (usually done by celebrities) that tricks people into thinking a celebrity is not being paid to promote or endorse a product/company. A celebrity may talk down about a company or a company may even make a publicity stunt to pay the celebrity not to promote their product/company. You think there is no endorsement deal, but in reality, you're being tricked into seeing that product/company's name.

In August 2011, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, from MTV's Jersey Shore, was offered a significant sum of money by Abercrombie & Fitch Co. to NOT wear A&F clothes.

Reverse Psychology Endorsement

by MunroChubbers September 21, 2011

endorphin girl

The end all of feminine Super Heroes, Endorphin Girl fights unhappiness, depression, aches and pains and basically anything that doesn't feel like your entire body has just burst through the event horizon of a black hole at a final climactic radar gun read of 187,000 miles per second only to discover that beyond the speed of perfect love lies an alternate universe with a full cooler of ice cold anything you desire to quench the sweet lava like oozing fire in your love parched throat as well as hot bags of tacos, buffalo wings and Fritos, with nary a complaint about crumbs or eating in bed, followed by the nap of the millennium and a wake up full body massage.

Lauren Francesca's YouTube Channel launch on Valentine's Day, 2011 has convinced me that she is the only super hero woman who can save me, Endorphin Girl.. I'm at total peace with the planet, man..

by theMidnightTacoElf March 1, 2011