Cock Ender

A person who is annoying , thinks they are great but everyone thinks they are an idiot and they don't know it themselves.

That fucking keith thinks he is the main man when infact he is a right cock ender!

by Baeder October 9, 2009

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE)

How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a satirical website that was created in 2005 by Daniel Baxter and Tommy Watson that parodies major films, TV shows and video games from popular culture.

HISHE provides its own version of "how it should have ended", as opposed to what actually did, by showcasing satirical cartoons which have alternative endings that are usually more logical, realistic and often quite funny.

The team responsible for these satirical animations are:

Series Directed by
Daniel Baxter

Series Writing credits
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Tommy Watson
Matt Dannevik

Series Produced by
Tina Alexander
Daniel Baxter
Steve Sargent

Series Film Editing by
Daniel Baxter

Series Art Department
Daniel Baxter
Otis Frampton

Series Animation Department
Daniel Baxter
Brian Andersen
Eric Mehner

Series Music Department
Bryan English

Series Thanks
Tina Alexander

The following How It Should Have Ended (HISHE) is a parody of a key scene from The Avengers where Loki has the chance to escape (from Thor and Iron Man), but doesn't:

Thor: (to Captain America) You want me to put the hammer down? 
(Captain America ducks and holds up his shield as Thor leaps at Cap. The impact of the hammer on the vibranium shield creates a massive shockwave)
Captain America: Are we done here?
Loki: Hello!
Iron Man: You're still here?
Loki: Yes!
Thor: Why didn't you run away while we settled our differences?
Loki: (laughs) I'll never tell.
Captain America: OK, we're not taking him back to base, he is definitely up to something.

by The Centurion November 28, 2012

Ender's Game Daze

The feeling one gets in a particularly numbing book ending. Derived from the depressing empty feeling one usually gets at the end of Ender's Game the first time they finish it.

I just finished Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins. The book was excellent, but left me in an Ender's Game Daze.

by jrstarbranch September 20, 2010

endearing

a person, place, action or thing that is cute, adorable or loveable.

"You seem nervous..." says girl with a smile
"Great thats embarasing." says boy

"Actually I find it quite endearing." She replys

by llellaface August 10, 2009

_EnderEli

The best competitive Super Smash Flash 2 player of all time. His other aliases are _Ender, Ender, and the G.O.A.T. of SSF2. He has taken wins off of every player he's ever fought in tournament. When he first played the game, he already had immense natural talent and was a top player but as of currently he has not dropped a single game to any SSF2 player in the past several months. The SSF2 Community has put a $50,000 bounty on his head for anyone who can take a Best-of-5 tournament set off of _EnderEli.

Random SSF2 player: Have you ever watched a tournament set of _EnderEli before? He's hella goated.
Other random SSF2 player: FR! I wanna be Ender when I grow up! Talented ass player..

by Your Average SSF2 Rando March 19, 2021

Double ender contender

A two way device used for sexual reasons

Joey & Chubb love their double ender contender

by BZDS PG July 5, 2010

bender ender

When you consume something to the point when you never want to consume it again.

"Last night I drank way too much makers mark...then came home and ate an entire roll of Oreos."

"Dude, that's gross"

"Yeah, those Oreos were a bender ender...I never want to see another sweet in my life!"

by badback9 February 16, 2014