Emerson, Lake & Palmer

A great and wildly successful band in the '70s, they have been obscured by other progressive acts like Pink Floyd by today's youth. All three members of the band (Keith Emerson on keyboards, Greg Lake on vocals and bass, and Carl Palmer on drums) were virtuosos at their respective instruments. Keith Emerson's awe-inspiring skill can be seen in all of their live albums and on epic tracks like Tarkus and Karn Evil 9: First Impression. Must-listens include: Tarkus, Karn Evil 9 (First Impression Part 2), From the Beginning, Knife Edge, Hoedown, Lucky Man, Jerusalem, Peter Gunn, Fanfare for the Common Man, Still... You Turn Me On, Tiger In a Spotlight, Trilogy, Infinite Space (Conclusion), Bitches Crystal, A Time and A Place and many others.

Listener: Damn this is awesome! Who is this again?
Prog Fan: Emerson, Lake & Palmer
Listener: I gotta get me some ELP albums

by theredkatana August 7, 2006

Emerson Barrett

- drummer of Fashion Art Rock Band Palaye Royale
- incredible artist
- author of the wonderful books Avant Garde Society Vol1&Vol2
-is starting a revolution

-inspiration to a lot of people

-Royal Council favorite pirate
- cudgy

“hi Emerson Barrett i hope you know that you’re so incredibly loved & that you inspire me so much <3 -Emerson @FlGHTFORPEACE”
“ one of the most intelligent people I’ve ever met, I love his love for all the soldiers of the royal council, he is constantly supporting us, his love for his brothers, warms my heart, I very much love his art. I love how it acts as a map of his brain, I love how it expresses his consciousness, I love the level of detail he puts into each and every piece, best hugs,the way Emerson listens is amazing. You can tell he’s always interested in everything you have to say, he hangs on to every word and it really makes you feel special , one of my favorite things about Emerson is the way he lights up when he talks about his art - Emily @agsbookclub on things she loves about Emerson and I agree”
“Thank you for being an inspiration to me, Deciding to Read The Avant Garde Society Was one of the best decisions I’ve made . You have such a beautiful mind and kind soul , Love you Emerson 🖤- Beāte Elizabeth @artsy_chaos “

by Artsy_chaos February 7, 2019

emergency screen

minimized window(s) of work-related material on your computer screen that can be brought up quickly to hide the fact that you've been browsing facebook or googling when your boss is approaching

"Yo Brian, check out Beth's pics from the party last weekend. What a slut! Oh shit, Bob's creeping! Bring up that emergency screen with the spreadsheet of the earnings report from last quarter."

by BGbeemer March 13, 2010

Emerald Bay

A great place to live if you’re a wife swapper, terrible parent, trust fund baby, Harley Roudha or any other type of rich miserable asshole.

For kind decent people and true laguna locals that place is the baine of our existence.

A place that’s truly soulless and disgusting to its core.

Wow! That guys such a piece a shit. No doubt he’s from Emerald Bay.

by TheFlyingGayIrishman December 20, 2018

emerald shower

Similar to a golden shower, except you eat asparagus first so your urine stinks like asparagus pee.

That asparagus was so good last night. When I got home I gave my girlfriend an emerald shower - it smelled awful!

by Bunjamin November 17, 2013

where's that damn fourth chaos emerald

An internet meme that orignated from sega's "Shadow The Hedgehog." In a level cutscene shadow is looking for the 4th chaos emerald and he see's Tails who has the damn 4th chaos emerald.

sonic shadow where's that damn fourth chaos emerald

by jared the hedgehog November 17, 2011

Emergency Landing

When you have to shit so bad that you start crapping before your cheeks actually make contact with the toilet seat. Usually involves a running start with pants down.

Dude, i payed the price for eating all those burritos last night. I just barely pulled off an emergency landing when i got home.

by phattypatty_33 September 15, 2009