Glazing the elephant

To ejaculate over something

Joe was caught glazing the elephant over the new equipment

by Bigredwalrus March 28, 2019

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit

Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!

by lordoftherings4lifey June 20, 2011

Donny Elphick

Donald Elphick lives at 3 Cox Avenue Forest Hill NSW. He is a pedo who got his 12 year old daughter pregnant and he also SAed his granddaughter. He likes it up the hum and he has a small tiny itty bitty 2mm chode

Donny Elphick can be defined as a low ugly fat pig with a tiny chode.

by Daddydonnylikesitupthebum December 5, 2022

Tariq Elhaad

People who hate Hindu and Hindu culture because they think western and Arabian culture is superior is called Tariq Elhaad

Respect every culture. Understand them. Don't be Tariq Elhaad.

by Chowkidar Sultan November 21, 2022

elephant shoe

I remember this from kidhood. If you mouth the words elephant shoe at someone then it looks like you're mouthing "i love you". bless.

"elephant shoe" mouthed slowly out of the window of a bus departing.

by bigwillch May 13, 2005

Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant

A way cool beast that Jake and Finn wish for on an episode of Adventure Time. It looks like 2 conjoined elephants, with orange goggles on each face and golden shotguns for tusks. It also has rockets on it's feet and can shoot a purple beam out of its trunks. If anyone ever comes across one, and you are wondering how it is controlled, just remember; you don't control it, you must let it give you control. It will know if you are worthy to command him because he is psychic.

Finn the human: What should we wish for Jake?

Jake the dog: Something only two bros can share...

Together: Ancient Psychic Tandem War Elephant!!!!!!

by p5yclone June 6, 2011