Elmeri

Mostly name of finnish guy with a huge cock. Elmeri’s cock is most wanted in the world.

You must be aware of Elmeri and hes mad cock.
Also Elmeri is funny and good doing alcohol.

Nobody is like Elmeri, man with mad cock and mad condifent

by MilfHunter6903 November 22, 2021

elmers glue

elemers glue is the adhesive-like substance commonly found on poorly cared for motel bedspreads, between the pages of your fathers pornographic magazines, or on the keyboard of an intense gamer. it is usually white and hard and difficult to clean. when combined with a Slug Trail it will transform into Elmers Mayo

isabelle: ew adrian what is that on your keyboard
adrian: sorry i was up late studying last night and got bored
isabelle: your elmers glue made the shift key stick down and now the popup for sticky keys wont go away!

by Mr. and Mrs. the shit June 22, 2006

dirty elmer

When your upset your girl denies sex so you cum on her eyes when she's sleeping and she has a hard time opening them in the morning.

My wife said I won't get any for a week so I gave her a dirty elmer.

by Prof_X May 3, 2017

Elmer's Buttplug

the little bit of dried glue that gets stuck in the tube of glue that prevents the bottle from releasing the glue

"My bottle of glue has an elmer's buttplug"

by DonTheGamer777 October 8, 2016

elberte

An amazing person someone you always want to be around. Elberte is usually smart, sexy, funny,creative,can either sing or dance and is also a great artist.

Person 1: Oh, I saw Elberte in the show. She was amazing!
Person 2: Elberte is the top of the class

by Depresshun March 18, 2017

Elmering

The act of covering an appendage (usually the palm of the hand) in Elmer's glue with the end satisfaction of peeling off the dried glue sheet.

Dude, I'm totally Elmering my entire hand right now! I hope it comes off like a glue glove!

by Tastefulnudes4you September 16, 2017

Elmer Phitts

He was born to Donna phitts. But he was taken and used as a way for Bryce Tankthrust(aka CEO) to get a heart. Every time she needs a new one, she creates a new Elmer. The oldest Elmer is the wisest.

Sam Phitts was used as a replacement for Elmer Phitts to make Donna regain her memory

by Bladukeboi October 6, 2019