elephantitis

elephantitis are the female tities of an elephant, sucked on by male tities and baby elephants.

Oh shit, that elephant got some big ass elephantitis!

by Rocky Mavia January 11, 2005

Elephantitass

The result of one neglecting their diet therefore acquiring an unusually large ass. People with this unfortunate condition can often be seen wearing velour sweat pants with suggestive wording on the butt (i.e. luscious, sexy..) that attempts to convey what the person wearing them cannot.

Damn girl, I shouldn't have eaten those chilli cheese fries, they really irritate my elephantitass condition.

Yeah, but at least you had a diet coke with them.

by MFaturgin October 21, 2008

elephantitis

elephantitis is an unfortunate condition where the balls hang quite low. A lengthy colum of skin forms followed by two suspended balls. Often accompanied by shaven pubic hair.

ie. the balls can reach parallel to the patella, and in very extreme cases, the tarsals. "To patella and beyond!"

by Sexy Sarah January 12, 2004

elephantitis of the head

Someone with slightly less than a dozen breasts on their head.

That girl's got elephantitis of the head!

by Bob July 30, 2003

Elephantosis

A physical malady causing the genitals to swell to wonderous proportions.

Did you see the set on that fine female?

Yeah, they's givin' me elephantosis.

by Elephantosis November 21, 2010