Elipticate

What one must do to get their ass back into shape after having a baby!

1. I need to elipticate my ass.

2. If I elipticate my figure will be perfect again.

by Mommy Monica March 6, 2009

Exastipated

too tired to give a shit

the dog was chewing my slipper but i didn`t do anything about it due to my exastipated state

by ManageMOM November 30, 2016

emasticate

It means "to chew", ok? I know the Chiclet commercials are deceiving, but it actually means "to chew". Myself? I emasticate at least three instances daily.

John emasticated his food thoroughly before swallowing.

by BradyChan7 August 6, 2004

Plasticate

Plasticate(v):To enhance ones face, ass, boobs, or any other inner or outer body parts via plastic surgery.
Spin-off of fornicate

Dude, Pamela Anderson must have had those boobs plasticated.

by Samineru January 31, 2006

plane of elasticity

referring to the waistband of a pair of boxers or panties when discussing sexual exploration.

My girl and I were messing around and she was all over me with her hands. Once she crossed that plane of elasticity... Oh man...I was so turned on. It was all over then.

by carrielw71 January 3, 2008

elasticuted

To hurt oneself or others with an elastic band.

The boy drew back the band with perfect aim only for it to snap and render him elasticuted

by Dick Bell - Snith October 24, 2017

Elastimate

The process of a person pulling on a mans penis to try to make it longer. This can be via pulling by hand or a tow truck. Additionally, it could also be used to describe a black person being hung with white penises sewed together.

John: Harder Kenny, I'm elastimating!
Kenny: Alright dude, what the flip!
Debbie: Erm... what the sigma? I should be the one elastimating John.
Kenny: No? We only elastimate people like Jamal.
Debbie: Nuh uh

by TRZAYNE June 22, 2024